{SMG3's note: I'm finally back! Miss me losers? Sorry for my disappearance, I'm not dead just need a break from writing but now we're back to business! I was busy with life and maybe with Side Order oops. Yup, I'm a gamer soooo deal with it. Without further ado, enjoy the story lore of us being in pain and suffering! C:}
Dear Diary,
Day 24 of snowtrapped partie onze. At this point, now you know how to count in French so thanks SMG3 for teaching us! He can speak French very well and it's quite romantic...He can say anything and I won't get tired of it...I wonder how to say "Make love to me you tsundere boy so I can forget about the world and I can only focus on you~"?
....I should probably focus on the poll and everyone said to summon him. So I'm gonna do that instead...Surely everything will work, I've done this plenty of time! ...But first let's get out of here...I don't want another mental breakdown about what I witnessed in the past. I can feel dried tears on my cheeks but I chose to ignore it and move on.
"Let's go Mario, somewhere safer to summon SMG3-"
Mario gasps happily when I say my girlfriend's name as he does his famous jump and smirks at me.
"S Emm Gee 4 is gonna assemble his boyfriend and save us! Yippee!"
"He isn't my boyfriend! He's my gi-"
I cover my mouth quickly with eyes widened. ShitshitshitSHIT I'm so close to saying it in front of Mario! My best friend's eyes are stretching while staring at me suspiciously. He's not convinced, I knew it! SMG3 is definitely gonna kill me and bury me far away from Showgrounds! We don't want an angy adorable meme guardian being so...well, angy! Mario is making thinking noises and snickers.
"He's your what?"
"Uhhh...he's my uhhh...well ahaha..."
Think SMG4! SMG3 is what for me? Besides my lover, I need to make it quick! My tsundere? No, that's too obvious! Uhhh my meme guardian partner? Nah too vague...My best friend? Mario would be jealous about his replacement of besties...Ugh this is so hard with my memey brain! Mario grins smugly while getting closer to my nervous face and giggles.
"Come oooon! Say iiiit!"
Without thinking, I blurt out the first thing that comes to my mind whenever I see Three.
"He's my gift of life! Yeah! That's what I was about to say! The greatest gift that we could ask for..."
My cheeks turned pink slightly, realized what I told Mario and chuckled nervously. Heh...My gift of life...that sounds right. SMG3 is my everything, always be there for each other, save the world together and the bestest companion ever. Mario raises his brow at my daydream look, snaps his fingers at my face to bring me back to the world and smiles like a happy idiot.
"S Emm Gee 3 is the best gift from the sky! Same goes with you! Mario is so happy that you two are my meme guardians! You guys will be great love partners and parents for Mario!"
He looks surprised and his smile grows wider while my heart flutters about his compliments.
"Mario has two dads! That makes me so happy! I always want a father to love me and cherish me forever!"
Awww Mario can be wholesome wherever he feels like it but that was nice of him! I know Three will hate parenting Mario but I'm glad my best friend sees us like that. I smile softly, place my hand on your shoulder and give a squeeze.
"Thanks for your kind words bud! Now, let's leave this place and go somewhere safer to summon Three!"
Mario nods gladly then we're heading out like we're on an important mission and go back to the cave cautiously for any more traps.
The cave is still gorgeous to look at with the waterfall and the glowing mushrooms. Hopefully we can get out of here soon...it's probably been weeks? I really don't remember...After this road trip, we need a long ass sleep. My sexy fans might be worried about my disappearance with lack of videos and tweets, aside from the polls but they're still wondering where I am. Mario is eating the glowing mushrooms while I'm concentrating with my power of summoning. Please work...I really want to see Three...I hope he's not in danger or anything...
I groan, my eyes are closed and put my two fingers on my temple. Mario tilts his head with mushroom juice on his lips, sitting down like a child and continues eating as he's watching me with curiosity. Oh wait, I can sense him! That's good news! Without my realization, my whole body is luminous and shines brighter. Mario panics by launching himself at me like a ragdoll, grabs me by my chest and hugs it. We both glow together and it seems like we're gonna teleport to Three instead!
The magic dims down as we reach Three's destination, opens my eyes to see my new surroundings and it's pretty dark and spooky. Mario is holding on to me dearly, trembling and opens one eye to take a peek. Suddenly, we hear a clapping sound behind us.
"Bravo! You finally showed up...I see that you have brought your dumb friend along...the whole gang's all here."
My face is pale and looks scared. That doesn't sound like Three at all...It sounds familiar with the creepy voice from somewhere...wait a minute! I turn around, dragging Mario as well and our eyes are ready to pop out because...
"Hello SMG4 and Mario...Are you looking for him?"
A strange looking TV figure with a creepy colorful smile, holding SMG3 by the back of his overall straps with a cloth around his mouth so he couldn't speak, his wrists and ankles are tied up by ropes and Three squirms and wiggles a lot with eyes closed. Me and Mario gasps by surprise. So we finally meet the main antagonist...Poor Three! We need to do something!
"Hey mamafucker! Let go of S Emm Gee 3!"
Mario said it while pointing at the TV guy angrily, releasing me and clenching his fist like he's ready for a brawl. Three's eyes are open, take a few blinks and notice us right away. His ruby eyes are sadden like he felt defeated and is about to give up. Not on my watch!
"I don't care who you are! I don't know how you know us personally but right now, I want you to untie him and give him back to us!"
The mysterious TV dude chuckles with amusement and gives us those crazy yet nasty looks with a wider smile.
"Let me introduce myself, I'm TV Adware and I've been watching you guys for a while. I almost got SMG4 to make the perfect video but was saved by him!"
TV Adware stares at SMG3 furiously and their grips tighten to his back harshly.
"I was so CLOSE to end SMG4's miserable life with his pathetic video making obsessive by tricking him to buy my keyboard and create the perfect video ever but YOU! You're my number one target right now!"
Wait so it was them all along! I remember the TV logo and everything...They're all behind all of the chaotic mess that we've been through! It makes a lot of sense...
Mario didn't like what he was hearing from TV Adware nor seeing what they're doing with SMG3 while I'm flabbergasted about their speech. I can tell that Three really wants to punch their screen face because he looks pissed off and tries to talk through the cloth but we heard mufflings and angy noises coming from him. We need to act fast to save my girlfriend and defeat TV Adware! Are you guys ready for the final showdown? This might get ugly...
~SMG4
{Poll #13, This is it guys, we finally meet the main villain! They captured SMG3 and we need a plan to defeat them fair and square! Choose wisely...}
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