Lot's of dares and a few truths.

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Everyone but me Bunny Winston: * Sleeping. *

Me: * Starts blasting Billy Jole.*

Everyone but me, Winston, and Bunny: * Wakes up scamring. *

Winston: Well fuck me.

Me: Wake up call!

Bunny: * Dancing. *

Rasmus: * Still asleep somehow. *

Winston: * Stands up and grabs Rasmus by the horn. * WAKEY WAKEY!!!

Rasmus: * Blinks. * Ugh...

Remus: Lily your kid is crazy.

Lily: I know.

Me: Would you rather I bang pots and pans around to wake you up?

Everyone: No.

Rasmus: * Yawns. * Sure.

Hermione: Don't give her ideas!

Me: So we have a lot today. Adam and Cedric, what the hell is going on with you two?! Cho, I dare you to cry into a bucket and then throw it onto Umbridge's head and then run away.

Cho: * Sighs. *

Rasmus: You're a crybaby in the first place.

Adam and Cedric: * Blush. *

Me: Luna, I dare you to spend a day with Winston. Harry and Draco, thanks for giving me the idea to torture you guys, I dare you to kiss.

Bunny: Winston. . .no! I need my buddy.

Winston: Toodles:p

Bunny: Good byeeeeeee!

Harry: I think I just puked in my mouth.

Rasmus: Eat it.

Bunny: Pftt.

Draco: I would rather get Crucioed!

Me: No you wouldn't.

Draco: Yes. You kind of get used to it after a while.

Winston: True

Sirius: Are you ok?

Draco: Mha.

James Sirius Remus Lily and Snape: * Concerned. *

Me: * Mutters. * Who am I going to have to kill?

Me: Now should we start?! Adam and Cedric, what the hell is going on with you two?

Adam and Cedric: What?

Bunny: Bitch did she stutter?

Me: So?

Adam and Cedric: Nothing! * Slightly panicking. *

Winston Bunby and Rasmus: Suuuuure.

Me: Yeah, ok. . .🙄

Cho: I don't think I can do this dare. I can't cry on camoned you know.

Me: * Looks her dead in the eye. * Cedric left you because he is more gay than a pack of Skittles.

Cho: * Starts crying. *

Rasmus: * Pretends to throw up.* Somebody give me earplugs.

Me: 😏

Everyone but me and Bunny: 😧

Bunny: * Laughing. * More gay than a pack of Skittles!

Winston: More gay than Blondie over there.

Rasmus: Shut up.

Me: Here. * Hands her a bucket. *

Luna: Looks like you and me have to hang out for the day.

Winston: Sweet.

Luna and Winston: * Leave. *

Harry: How come they can leave and we can't?

Me: The spell lifts if you are dared to leave.

Harry: Please can I get a dare to leave?

Me: Keep dreaming Potter.

Bunny: Now it's time for Scarhead and Drama Ferret to kiss.

Harry and Draco: Nope! * Try and run. *

Me: * Points wand at them. * Freeze.

Harry and Draco: * Can't move. *

Me: Just get it over with.

Harry: Ag! Fine. * Kisses Draco. * 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Bunny: * Making fake kissy faces. *

Rasmus: * Slowly claps. *

Harry: Ew! I'm going to go brush my teeth with bleach!

Draco: I died a little.

Me: Cho you done yet?

Cho: * Nods and hands me the bucket. * Do I have to dumb it on her?

Me: Weakling. Fred and George Bunny follow me. We will pick up Pevees on the why. * Walking out of the room. *

Fred and George Bunny: Wicked! * Run after me. *

Me: Oh, and you'll need these. * Tosses the twins their wands. *

Fred and George: * Catch the wands. * Yes!

( Later that day. )

Everyone but me Fred George Luna Bunny and Winston * Playing cards. *

Me Fred and George Bunny: * Run in laughing. *

James: What happened?

Me: We had Pevees dumb it on her when she was walking.

Fred and George: It was awesome!

Luna and Winston: * Walk in. *

Winston: * Wareing and has on. *

Everyone: * Laughing. *

Winston: She took me shopping, and look at these nails. 💅

Me: What's with the flowers?! * Laughing. *

Winston: I like how they taste.

Rasmus: That's gross

Winston: Then you'd be the equivalent of a flower.

Rasmus: 😳

Luna: * Humming happily. *

Neville: *Crossing his arms*

Winston: Here's your little girlfriend back, ugh...Are you jealous of me?

Neville: N-No. it's just...She looks a lot happier that's all.

Winston: Yeah, you're jealous. Don't worry, we're just friends. I'd rather kiss a brick wall than be in a relationship with her because of how ugly I am:D

Rasmus: You're not 'ugly', I think you're rather attractive.

Winston: This isn't about you.

Rasmus: Fine, fine.

Me: Well that's it for today.

Winston: Okay...I'm going to go prank Moldy Voldy. Who wants in?

Me the twins and Bunny: Hell yeah!

James: Count me in!

Lily: James!

James: What? What could he do to me? I'm already dead!

Remus: He has a fair point.

Lily: You're siding with him?!

Remus: * Backs up slowly. *

Me: Let's go, guys!

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