Ask and dare the Harry Potter chararters and me!!!

Dare, me.

Me: * Walks in. *

Luna: You are late why?

Me: The teacher asked me the same question.

Neville: * Reading. * What crazy excuse did you blurt out this time?

Me: Perfoser, my cat exploded. 🐈💣

Everyone but me: * Laughing. *🤣

Lily: Yeah, that's James kid.

Harry: So why are you late?

Bunny Enid Ajax and Winston : * Sitting in a circle doing a seance. *

Me: You know that first-year Ravenclaw that Umbitch keeps sending into panic attacks?

Ron: It happned again?

Me: Yep. Umbich found out that she was a werewolf and gave her a lot of shit about it, in front of everyone.

Bunny: * Brakes the seance. * Does she have a death wish?

Remus: That bitch.

Me: Yeah. The poor girl has a rough enough time as it is, being a biten werewolf and all.

Remus: Let me guess, Garyback?

Me: Yep. I hope he chokes on silver.

Enid: I'm a werewolf. . .

Me: I didn't mean it like that. Your a good one. Grayback is nuts!

Remus: You got that right. 

Hermonie: Is she ok?

Me: Yeah she's fine now. Sprout is taking care of her, and McGonagall is sticking it to Umbrige. I have never seen her so mad before.

Cedric: Did you hear about what Umbrige did to Jack?

Ginny: It's Jack that second-year trans Hufflepuff boy?

Cedric: Yeah, he is. Good kid.

Bunny: Yeah, he's my friend.

Me: What did she do?😠

Cedric: Umbrige dead named him.

Me: That bitch! 😡

Bunny: Oh fuck no!

Cedric: And misgendered him.

Me: Where is my knife?! 🤬

Winston: I like criticism but I draw the line at strings like that.

Bunny Enid and Ajax: Us too!

Harry: Aren't you going to spray her with a hose? As much as I would like Umbridge dead I don't want my sister in prison.

Neville: If you want to spray her with a hose go ahead, but I'm not dying today.

Me: * Stops being pissed. * Adam Cedric why are your hands banged?

Cedric: No reason.

Me: Show me.

Cedric: No it's nothing.

Adam: * Unwraping his hand. *

Me: See Adam doesn't fuss.

Adam: Only because I know you will tackle me to the ground and undo the bangers for me.

Me: * Looks at Adam's hand. * That bitch is so going to die! Did she do this to you too?

Cedric: * Nods. * But it's not a big deal. Madem Proffy gave us a potion so it won't turn into a scar.

Harry: What did that bitch do this time? * Looks to see f*g caved into Adam and Cedric's left hands. *

Bunny: I will have her sent to hell, my mom is close friends with the devil.