Dare, everyone but me.

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Everyone but me: * Playing card games. *

Rasmus: * Burns his card angrily*

Winston: Welp, there's another game card ruined.

Adam: Ugh...

Harry: Where is Amelia?

Me: * Walks in. * Here I am. Sorry, I'm late.

Ron: What the hell is that sitting on your shoulder?!

Me: The reason why I'm late.

Lucia: * Opens her eyes. * Hm?

Harry: Yeah! What the heck is it?

Me: Guys this is Muffin. Muffin this is everyone. Muffin is a grasshopper mouse.

Hermione: But they aren't found here.

Me: Yeah your right. We believe that a student took some home with them after a trip to America and brought them to school where they got lost.

Harry: All that work for a boring old mouse?

Me: Grasser hopper mise are not boring!

Ron: Prove it!

Me: * Truns to muffin and starts talking in the mouse. * Muiffn say hi.

Muffin: *Howls. *

Everyone but me: * Shocked. *

Lucia and Adam: * Shrugged. *

Ron: The fuck!

Me: 😏

Sirius: It looks like we found Remus a pet.

Bunny: Yeah, but it sounds more like you old man.

Remus: * Slaps Sirius upside the head. *

Sirius: Ow!

Muffin: * Squikes. *

Me: She says boring my furry ass.

Lucia: * Smirks. *

Winston: Awww can I pet it?

Rasmus: NO. It's probably hellspawn.

Bunny: I like this little mouse.

Luna: What other stuff does she do?

Me: Well grasshopper mice have high immunity to scorpion venom. And they don't just eat grass seeds they are hunters.

Lucia: I swear I've heard that somewhere before.

Ron: You're joking!

Me: Nope! Muffin here is a little killer. Grasshopper mice howl after they kill to tell others to back off and let them eat.

Winston: Aww, just like Lucy, that's adorable

Lucia: Kill yourself.

Winston: That's so mean, why would you say that🥺

Lucia: I—

Winston: Besides, didn't you just get your arm amputated? I need to take care of you before I die😤

Lucia: YOU LITTLE PRICK!

Harry: Dang.

Me: Yep. Now there is a dare for everyone here but me.

Lucia: Fucking a—

Bunny: Oh, god.

Me: Oh, no you guys will like this. It's me who will hate this dare.

Ron: What is it?

Me: The dare is, I dare you all to try and sweep Amelia off her feet in any way you can. Good luck bitches!

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