"𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦..𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬." Y'all wouldn't it be funny if applejack was tired from working all day then just waking up in a coffin with no c...
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IM SO FUCKING OVER THIS WHY IS CHAPTER 9 AND 10 MOVING PLACES WHEN I CLICK ON THEM LIKE I READ CHAP 8 THEM CLICK NEXT BUT THEN I COME TO CHAP 10 LIKE WHY IS 9 AND 10 SWITCHING PLACES PICK A FUCKING SPOT.
"Housewarden!?"
Ace starts to become pale at Riddle's sudden appearance. "Hey, Riddle! What's shakin', pal? You're lookin' adorbs, as always!" Cater says while sweatdropping.
"Hmph. Cater, keep running that mouth and you'll lose it - along with the rest of your head." Riddle pouts.
"Sorry, sorry! My bad!" Cater immediately backs off and sits a bit closer to you. "Myah?! You're the guy who put that stupid collar on me at the entrance exam!" Grim yells.
"And you're the new students who were nearly expelled yesterday." He states before crossing his arms, "I'll ask that you not refer to my signature spell as a "stupid collar.""
"The headmage's habit of tolerating rulebreakers like you is going to send this entire campus spiraling into chaos one day." He sighs, "Those who break the rules should have their heads removed immediately, without exception."
"Dude, seriously? This guy looks like a wimp, but talks like a monster!"
"The headmage may have forgiven you, but if you break any further rules, I assure you.." He looks directly at Ace, "I will not."
"So, uh, listen, housewarden, sir... Any chance I could get you to remove this collar?" Ace rubs the back of his head nervously. "I had intended to remove it once you'd taken an opportunity to reflect upon your crimes."
"But I've not detected so much as a hint of remorse in the foolishness I've heard you spout today." He sighs, "So I think I'll let you keep that for a while."
"Don't worry. The freshman curriculum is more focused on magical theory than practice. And your inability to use magic will help prevent incidents along the lines of what happened yesterday."
"Now." He puts his hands on his hips, "If you've finished your meal, you should quit gossiping and prepare for your next class."
"Rule 271 is quite clear: "One must leave the table within fifteen minutes of completing their lunch." You do understand what happens to rulebreakers, I trust?" He looks directly at Ace.
Ace sighs, "More insane rules..."
"I believe you mean to say, "Yes, Housewarden!"" He looks at Deuce aswell this time. "Yes, Housewarden!" Both Ace and Deuce say in sync.
"Very well, then."
Trey sweatdrops before speaking, "I'll look after them." Riddle glances at him. "Hmm. As vice housewarden, I trust you'll avoid any further indiscreet conversation."
