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"Rrrgh! I hate that little ginger megalomaniac! Does he think he's the Queen of Hearts?" Ace exclaims in anger while storming off into another direction, you, Grim and Deuce following him.
"You know your ginger too right." You ask, Ace turning his head around to look at you with an angry expression. "It's terracotta!"
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Deuce on the other hand was mumbling to himself, "Banished by the housewarden from my own dorm..." He sighs, "My dream of becoming an honor student is slipping further and further away..."
"Stupid collar! It's so tight! Grrr..."
(THIS IS SO RANDOM BUT WHEN I TYPED THAT I SWALLOWED MY FROZEN GRAPE W/O BITING AND IT FELT SO WEIRD IM CYRYINF)
"You're really racking up those collars. Quite the impressive collection." You yelp at the sound of an unknown voice coming out of nowhere. The boys screamed though.
You look infront of you and see a floating head with ears. "Myah! A ghost head!" Grim yells as he climbs up your legs.
"Oh dear. It seems I'm not all here." The boy infront of you says before seeing his body appearing out of nowhere. "The hay." You tilt your head and examine him (check him out).
He has short, choppy purple hair with his bangs cut in a curve, as well as three bobby pins pinned to the bang on the left side of his face. He has a pair of purple cat ears with a piercing of a speech bubble containing the word "up" in his left ear as well as three arrow piercings in his right ear.
He has yellow eyes with slitted cat pupils. He wears a baggy white shirt over a striped purple t-shirt, and blue pants with a purple belt that has the sentence "Do you stand on your head?" printed on it.
He also has purple painted nails and wears a ring shaped like the Cheshire Cat's smile on his right hand. He also has a long, bushy tail that has purple stripes and a purple to white ombré coloring.
"What? Er, so you do have a body, then? Who are you?" Deuce asks, "The name's Artemiy Artemiyevich Pinker." Artesomething says, smoldering.
"Am I a cat? Am I a purrrson? A mimsy borogove, perhaps? A mome rath with a knack for magic?" You make a weird face, "What even is half of that?"
"Uh, look, Ar... Arte... Run the name by me again?" Ace says. "Heh heh. People usually just call me Che'nya. Let's just say I'm not from the other side of the looking glass." Che'nya says.
"So Che'nya, what dorm are you from?" You take a quick glance at his piercings before making eye contact again. "Why don't you try to guess?"
"Oh, I know! He's got animal ears, so he's gotta be from... uh... Bananaclaw, was it?" Grim says as you laugh.
"Bzzzzzt! Incorrect. Bananas grow on trees, do they not? I, on the other hand, am a cat." Che'nya says.
Ace scoffs, "After the insanity that teapot tyrant put me through, I'm not in the mood for whatever this is. Just leave me alone."
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𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦 • various!twisted wonderland x applejack!reader
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