A/n: I'm skipping the pilot episode but I'll be putting some bits of dialogue on how he was recruited by Charlie
Vaggie: Charlie?
Charlie: [startled] Augh! Shit did you hear all that?
Vaggie: Uh... Yeah, I was right there
Vaggie then gestured behind her
Charlie: Sorry, I get pretty worked up after an extermination happens. This story helps.
Vaggie: [chuckles] I know. Don't worry I enjoy your theatrics. Are you okay?
Charlie: I'm fine just— thinking ya know, family stuff.
Vaggie: Did you hear from your mom yet?
Charlie shook her head sadly and slowly
Vaggie: Oof... How long has it been now?
Charlie: Not that long, only...seven...years... Off doing something important, I'm sure. But this kingdom was something she really cared about. Something I cared about
Vaggie: Well, at least you aren't alone
Charlie: I just hope what I'm doing to do here will work
Vaggie: It will. I have faith in you
Keekee then suddenly jumped over on Charlie's lap
Vaggie: All right, come on. Alastor says he has something to show us.
Charlie then heard the Heaven's Embassy bell rang, marking the end of the "Extermination"
. . .
Alastor: [static] — Well, hello there you wayward sinner. Do you like blood, violence and depravity of a sexual nature? Of course you do, that's why you're in hell! But what would you say, if I told there was a place to stay that had none of that?
Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, a misguided path to redemption! Founded five days ago by Lucifer's daughter, Charlotte Morningstar! Come, place your fate in her inexperienced hands as she tries to work through her daddy issues by fixing you!
Here we offer fun things! Such as somewhat funtional staff! And 24 hour Pest Control! Custom rooms, and just look at this tacky parlor! Enjoy riveting conversation with our singular resident. Wow! All this and more at the Hazbin Hotel!
[On screen says; "CALL NOW! OR DON'T! I DON'T CARE! WE STILL DON'T HAVE A WORKING PHONE!"]
—Your last desperate attempt at salvation starts here
Alastor promptly closes the TV off, in the reflection, Charlie was flabbergasted while Vaggie was pissed
Alastor: So, what'd you think?
Vaggie: I'm sorry, what the fuck was that?
Charlie: Uh, yeah, one note... Alastor, I mean–
Alastor smiled a little wider
Charlie: First off, thank you so much for making this seriously, a-mazing, but um...maybe the tone is a bit...off?
Alastor tilted his head, offended
Charlie: We want people to want to come here, this makes it look... Ummm–
??: Condescending, a joke, snobby, degrading... Bad?
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Hazbin Hotel (X Internet Overlord)(18+)📈📉😈
Fanfiction"Hell Wide Web" everyone knows what it is but no one knows how it works, except for one. The one who controls and manipulates it, the one that Sinners, Hellborne and even Angels use and search on. And he's baaaack~ sinners rejoice- (Hellphone rings)...
