We now see everyone doing their own thing in the lobby;
Husk was drinking
Niffty was cleaning and chasing bugs throughout the hotel
Alastor left a while ago due to having some "business" at his territory
Charlie was making happy posters for the Hotel's advertisement
Angel was texting and checking his Voxtogram and newly installed Crypto-View accounts
Vaggie was helping Charlie along with Razzle and Dazzle
Pentious was looking through a magazine called "Carmine monthly" that shows a variety of Carmilla Carmine-produced weapons, weapon parts
It was quiet until Angel heard the annoying sound of tapping of wood, he looked everywhere on where's the sound was coming from but he couldn't find it. He then looked at the kitchen and he saw Crypt tapping one of his fingers on the wooden table
Angel: Crypt, dude, stop it. It's fucking annoying as hell...
Crypt seemingly wasn't paying attention, so Angel approached him
Angel: Hey! Hell to Crypt, ya ignorin' me or something? I said stop with the "tappity-tap-tap" its annoying
Charlie and the others heard the commotion at the kitchen, Charlie entered and looked concerned but she saw the Hotel's coffee maker in front of Crypt
She grew curious and asked him
Charlie: Hey Crypt, what's going on? And why are you looking at the coffee maker?
Crypt stopped his tapping
Crypt: ...This
He then pushed a button at first it whines but suddenly it sputters and then it stops. It was blinking red....oh
Crypt: ...So, who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know...
Everyone didn't said a word, as of now, Crypt emanating a fatherly "I'm not mad, just disappointed" aura around the room and everyone could feel it
Suddenly Charlie chimes in
Charlie: Me! It's me, I did–
Crypt: No, no you didn't... Pentious...?
Pentious: Don't look at me, look at Angel...
Angel: [incredulous] What? I didn't break it!
Pentious: Huh? That's weird, how did you even know that it's broken?
Angel: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken
Pentious: Sssuspicious...
Angel: No, it's not–
Husk: If-if it matters, probably not. But, Niffty was the last who used it–
Niffty: Liar! I didn't even drink that stuff!
Husk: Oh really? Then, what were you doing coffee machine earlier?
Niffty: I was using the wooden stirrers to kill the smaller bugs, everyone knows that Husk!
Charlie tried to de-escalate the situation
Charlie: Ok, ok it's fine. I broke it let me pay for it, Crypt–
Crypt: No! Who broke it?
Crypt's mask was now glowing red, everyone shut up for awhile, Angel said something...
Angel: [whispers] Crypt... Vaggie's been awfully quiet–
Unfortunately Vaggie heard it
Vaggie: Really?!...
Angel: Yeah! What do ya wanna!–
Husk: You and your bugs–!
Niffty: Better work on your rehab pussy–!
Nearly everyone was now screaming and yelling at each other over a broken coffee machine, Charlie as always was trying to de-escalate...
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Crypt looking at the readers
Crypt: I broke it...[sigh] I lost a double A battery for the Hotel's TV remote and with that anger I punched the Coffee maker
Crypt is listening at the fight that was happening inside the Hotel
Crypt: I predict 10 minutes from now, they'll be wearing war paint while waving an impaled pig's head on a pole, speaking of which
He picked up Fat Nuggets and Keekee
Crypt: I don't want them to be on their warpath, now don't I?
See you guys on the next chapter, say bye Fat Nuggets and Keekee
🐷: Oink~!
🐱: Meow~!
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Inspiration for this chapter
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Hazbin Hotel (X Internet Overlord)(18+)📈📉😈
Fanfiction"Hell Wide Web" everyone knows what it is but no one knows how it works, except for one. The one who controls and manipulates it, the one that Sinners, Hellborne and even Angels use and search on. And he's baaaack~ sinners rejoice- (Hellphone rings)...
