KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Hotel for cats#2

"Sorry Mable but things are kinda in shambles and we are low on staff. Deku and Shoto are trying to kill each other. New, right ? Anyway want to check out the new kids area ?" Momo said. She's the vice president of the Hotel for Cats. She keeps everything together when I'm not here. Or is supposed to.

I head to the recently added kids area with Dad, Hitoshi, and the camera crew following. I gasped when I saw a kid hanging on the window. Too early for suicide !! I ran to go get the kid but he fell before I could grab him. I almost had a panic attack but sighed in relief when he merely tumbled to the grass.

It was barely three feet off the ground. He laughed and I did too. Suicide usually comes in middle school. He had some time. "Mable? What are you doing here?" I turned around and a kid was facing me. She was floating and we could see eye to eye. "The baby knows my name Mr.Dad ! And babies can fly now apparently. Is this a new update I missed?" "That's Hakagure." "Oh. Well she's fun too. Hey girlie !! The kids seem much happier here but don't you think we need more people here?"

"Ururaka and other people are usually here but Ururaka is trying to calm down Deku. So is Sato." "Where is Deku and Sato? This is madness. Good thing I tolerate madness." "Girl you like madness. They are probably outside now." "She bathes in madness," Shinsou said. "She *is* madness," Dad countered.

"Where is the man that's supposed to be attached to my hip?" "He's out there too." I sighed. Outside is where we go. "I demand an explanation!" I announced to the high school boys sitting on the pavement.

"Deku said Iida overworks himself for that academic validation and he said it was fine but things are never fine when people say that so they went outside to have a chat. But Aoyama told me they were fighting so I came to see the tea as one(nosy but normal) person does. Sato came to meditate and Bakugo heard flirting instead of fighting so he came to... what did you come for?" Ururaka asked.

"ANYWAYS." He yelled loudly. Ururaka shrugged. Sato waved at the camera. (Cutie). "I just wanted to tell Iida it's ok to take breaks and not be the best at everthing," Deku said. "Wow Deku you made people think I care about you," Katsuki spat. "And that's to all the Rory Gilmores. So, wanna spend the night here?" I asked Dad and Hitoshi. Their dead eyes stared at me in silence. "Welp that was a wreck !! Hope to see you at the hotel for cats !!"

A/N: Can you tell cats are my fav animal? (I'm still scared of all animals) I hope you have a good day. What's your hobby ?