Punk tactics

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"We really shouldn't." Natsou said. "That's why we are doing it !!" I gushed. "Okay plan to ruin Dad's day because he ruined our life: Step 1, break into his office. Step 2, steal his credit card. Step 3, use it." Shoto stated. "Step 4, give me more give me more  more." I sang. "Stop I literally rewatched k-12 yesterday with Toga. My favorite movie." Natsou said. "I'm just a girl." I commented.

"I took a quiz on which Inquisitor master squad member are you and I got Alex." Fuyumi shared. "Sorrows prayers. Ok but what five nights at Freddy's character are you guys ?" Shoto asked. "Shhh. We have to ninja this. As quiet as a mouse." I said. "As big as a house." Shoto responded. "This is not everything at once." Fuyumi shook her head, also getting flashbacks.

"You should take your own advice Mable. Remember in the store when you were on Dabis last nerve and he told everyone to be quiet ? But Elita started playing and you had to belt out." Natsou remembered. "How did you know that ??" I screamed. I didn't think I sung satanic slumber party that loud.(Dabi put me in silent time out). (Yappers worst nightmare)

"I was there !! Now be quiet." "Not my fault I'm mentally not here and an introverted fairy who bangs that also happens to be an anxiety angel." I shrugged. "Who is out there ?" Endeavors voice boomed. "He's rights behind me isn't he ?" Shoto sighed. "Hurry get in his office !!" Fuyumi ushered us in. We slammed the door.

"Whos in there !!" He banged on it. "Uhhh your mom !!" Natsou said. "Don't lie. Mable already told her I'm a cruel mother fucker." I smiled. "What are you kids doing in there ?" He yelled. "Ummm drugs !!" Natsou blurted. "Who let him speak for us ?" I asked. "Who invited this kid ?" Shoto added.

Fuyumi caved and opened the door. "We came for your credit card Dad." "Also you suck." Natsou said. "Your not taking my credit card. Last time this happened Denki bought a 200 dollar bubble machine." "Who doesn't like bubbles ?" I defended. "Doesn't matter. Your not trying my card." Endeavor insisted.

"A little too late." Shoto said. Natsou had already found the card and was gone. "What ?" While Endeavor went to find his card the rest of us dipped. "Hey Dabi Wabi." I called him up. "A little busy right now Mable. I just encountered the rudest person and then got attacked by a white dude !!"

"Everyone hates you that's why you got attacked. And what did the rude person do ?" I asked. "I tried stealing their person and they wouldn't let me !! Like come on now. Have some compassion !!" "That must be really hard you...anyway please pick us up I can hear your dad raging and I know what he capable of."

"Wow thanks for the support Mable. I won't pick you up. I have decided I'm too mature to be hanging around my brother's high school friends." "Your fav character is Bingo from Bluey get over here." "Fine. Wait are you stealing from Dad again ?" "Mmhm."

"You should have started with that !! Coming over right now !! Also the front of my car got blown up by YOUR best friend Bakugo and the front wheel is off but it's still functional." I heard he tried turning the engine on. It didn't work. "It's functional.." He tried again. I frowned. "Omg why is it smoking."

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