KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Don't tell dad(#2 shopping series)

"My insta will love this !!" Mina climbed on Kiris back while we were stampeding through the store. "Mina no !!" Kiri shouted. She winked and snapped a pic. We were going to hit this little kid but I sat at the front of the cart and reached far to lift him up before we collided with his little body. "Was it worth the likes ?" Kiri grumbled. "Yep !!"

"You guys are cool !!" "Thank you baby. Want some ice cream ?" I sat him on my lap as we rode and dodged employees. Not many of them were getting paid enough to care enough about us so just watched while checking their nails. "Im taking over weird hair. I see a potential ramp." Katsuki said. "Oh lord.." Deku murmured.

"HE SEES A RAMPP," Denki sung. Kiri jumped in with me, Jirou, Mina, Denki, Deku, Shoto, and a kid. Katsuki used his powers to blast us in the air and pushed off the pushy thing they used to carry large items. We flew in the air and I heard a click and Mina's phone in the air. My curly hair flew up. the landing was hard but I held on tight to the kid. The cart broke and we spilled out.

"Get up idiots before the authorities come !! Five below is our best friend." Katsuki picked up Kiri and Denki by the shirt and dragged them. "FIVE BELOW HERE WE COMEEEE." Denki parroted. I picked up Kota.

"What was on our list again ?" Shoto asked. "Does it matter ? It's time for big fun !!" I yelled. "We are drinking ?! Omg omg omg," Denki said. "Who are you talking to right now ? Big fun is obviously getting sanrio plushies." I looked at him, confused. "We aren't thatttt bad," Mina said dragging her hands across the shelves.

Everything looked amazing. Cute stuff everywhere. I let Little Boy run off and buy whatever his heart wanted. I almost fell asleep on Pompompurin(I did). "Denki put that down. We don't want another Apple Bees situation," Deku scolded. "Come onnnn that's from chapter one dude."

"That's not for sale sir," A worker said as Denki hugged the George Washington cut out. "Says who ?" Denki countered. "Mina put the floor spaghetti down," Kiri said. "Sorry Mr. Sir worker lady or uhhh workerthey. Sorry I don't know your pronouns. I'm an ally I promise !!" Kiri panicked.

"Sorry my kids don't get out much," Deku apologized and pulled Kiri and Denki to the side. "So how we are going to get this George Washington is..." At the sound of that I awoke. "If you're getting in trouble you know I have to be a part of it," I said then whistled. Katsuki and Shoto arrived like good dogs. I fake yawned.

"Denki wants the cardboard cutout of five below George Washy. Not even the Hamilton version but whatever." "He is very charismatic !!" Denki offered. "Katsuki will jump through the vent. Denki will give Katsuki it through the vent. Katsuki will give it to Kiri who is a golden child and non suspicious at the exit. Then we will run," I said.

"How will it fit through the vent ?" Shoto asked. "Everypony,  use your imagination to shrink it. If you pretend to live in a cartoon, then eventually you will," I said. "How do you think of these things so fast ?" Kiri asked. "I have been doing this in the womb. That's like asking a tiger why it roars." I then fell asleep. "Why do tigers roar ?" Denki thought. "Go !!" I yelled and fell back asleep. The plan worked nicely.

Katsuki came back to pick me up because I was "sleeping." All the bakusquad +Deku and Shoto ran. "He's gonna know," Jiro told me. "How will Dad know?" I scoffed. "Maybe the kid we adopted came back home with us." Katsuki rolled his eyes. I think Dad knew.

A/N: The story is coming to an end soon. What would you like to see after this ? FREE PALESTINE AND CONGO AND SUDAN