Fake dating ft. real lovers

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"Mable why must I suffer." Katsuki blankly stared at me. 'Because I love love !! And I want to make you a lover of love too." I smiled. "Plus this is for Ururaka, not me. I'm just here because I'm your best friend and I wanna be a bridesmaid !!" "I really am sorry Bakugo and Deku. If you agree I'll do anything you ask Bakugo. Deku already owes me because I went to K-12 with him so he agreed." Ururaka looked sincerely apologetic.

"Why do you need them to date ? Don't you fake date him ? At least that's what happens in the romance stories," Dad said. "Wow Dad you really have been studying your Wattpad. Your my Dad for real. Now, are you more of an Upside of falling or Better than the movies kinda guy ?" I questioned.  "Lynn Painter," he answered.

"Good choice. Though Alex Light can write. I love me a romcom. Off topic but are you a Nick, Chris, or Matt girl ?" "Matt girl. But to answer your question Sensei, I can't let my Dad know I have been spending so much time with Toga and lying to him. I told him I was grieving a breakup and that my boyfriend broke up with me because he found a new lover. My Dad is going to be coming to the school everyday for this inspection job they pay people to do. It's to see if the school is what they say. That's why Bakugo and Deku have to fake date," Ururaka explained.

"Mable you'd be the maid of honor and you know it. Ugh you make things so complicated Ururaka. Also shouldn't your dad be more mad you're dating a villain and not a girl ?" "Hey !! We aren't dating !" "Yet," I chimed in. "Ururaka you--" "can be open around you and you're always here to support me. Thank you Mr. Aizawa." Ururaka smiled sweetly and Dad nodded, confirming that was exactly what he was going to say.

"Time for love !!" I sang. "You're telling me I have to be nice to the brat?" Katsuki complained. "Nope just do what you normally do," I said. "Wait but--" Ururaka started but I cut in "Trust me. There's a reason people ship them. Bakudeku comes naturally," I knew.

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Katsuki couldn't choose peace. This kid has no chill. "Im revealing everyones secrets if one of you don't confess to stealing my All Might figure !!" Deku screamed. It was a string of "Come on man" "Bakugo just confess" "We know it was you Bakugo" "It was Bakugo" "Your torturing everyone dude" but Katsuki only said "This locomotive is fueled with hateful accusations. Anyway what are you gonna do nerd ?" Katsuki smirked.

"Kachaan used to think he was a cat and would meow and bite people," Deku revealed. "HEY ! I TOLD YOU NOT TO MENTION THAT TO ANYONE." 'I hardly believe that. Katsuki is the type to make fun of therians and furries not be one." I laughed. "Mable you still listen to Desendants songs," Deku said. "Ain't got no shame about it."

"Denki you peed your pants untill you were in 6th grade." "Going to the bathroom was so tedious." "Jiro your band kid and used to listen to Jojo Siwa." "I'm not going to deny it. And that's why you don't D.R.E.A.M and I come back like a boomerang" "Kiri you think cuss words actually curse the person.

"Do they not!?" "I have a confession." Aoyama stood on a desk and put his hand to his heart. "These hips do lie! I'm sorry Shakira Shakira," he admitted and shed a tear. "Sero still believes in Santa." "What do you mean 'believes'?" Sero asked. "Slow your roll," I told Deku.

Sero looked confused. "He's just talking." Momo said to Sero. The whole class nodded and gave each other unsure looks. "That's enough out of you Deku. Deku and Katsuki, I need you."

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