KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Class 1a road trip #2

"Denki get yo self off the concrete." Jiro rolled her eyes. "Get in the car." Dad looked at him crazy. We started driving again. "Why did you answer my calls and texts Sho ?" Mic asked. "I never answer them. But right now Ururaka has my phone. She doesn't have a smart phone so I let her use mine for the ride."

"What is "grindr"?" She asked. Dad slammed on the breaks. "MR AIZAWAAAAAAA." Mina laughed. "Son like father because I know Hitoshi has it too." I exposed. "MABLE." "Unlike you I'm proud of my gayness." "Omg I have no wifi !!" Mina cried. "Does anyone have snacks, I'm hungry." Sero complained. "Why didn't you bring your own snacks." Tsu asked. "I forgot. Where'd you get 7 11 ??" "Um. 711..?"

"Girl give me some mnm's." "No." "Pleasee give me mnm's." While reaching for it he slapped it out her hands and it spilled everywhere. "Why is there mnm's on me ?" Deku asked, innocently confused. He was only trying to read.

"Yo Dad play some Ice spice !!" I said. "No. I refuse to let you guys control the radio." "Think you the feces? You not even the flatulence 🤓." "Your such a an iPad kid Ururaka. I bet if I get you a phone you would be on it every second." Katsuki smirked. "You would never do that." She shook her head.

"I will. Then we will find out." "If you really did I would hang out with you like everyday. I wouldn't be that addicted. Except this app called AO3 is so addicting." She said. "OOOO WE SHOULD ACT OUT CRINGY FANFIC. LIKE WE COULD EACH GET A ROLE AND--" "Why do you act like that ?" Hitoshi over heard me. I think the whole van did.

"Like what ?" "The way you act. Do you see no problem with doing Junko posing and doing the anime signs every second ?"
"No. And anyway my wife Katsuki always reads gacha stories with me. He's always Micheal and I'm Ednard in the FNAF ones." "Get your daughter, Dad. You CHOSE to have her as your daughter...?" "Be nice to your sister." Dad said in a firm voice.

"Oh is it because she made you watch Ouran high school host club and rate each guy ?" Hitoshi sighed. Hours went by and Ochaco and Katsuki were laughing at a Sturniolo triplets video, Denki was eating glue, Mina was trying to find service, Mic was talking Dads ears off, and I was trying to figure out how to make my life like the one in Kamikaze girls.

"I have to use the bathroom.." Denki admitted and everyone groaned. "Did you use the bathroom when I reminded you ?" Dad banged his head on the driving wheel. "No.." Dad stopped the car and Denki and Mina ran out. Denki ran to the bushes and Mina was waving her phone in the air, trying to find a connection.  Denki got back in the car.

"How was the pee ? Number 1 or 2 ?" Kiri asked. "Bro you are not beating the gay allegations." I said. Dad tried starting up the car. It didn't work. "Sho we don't have gas." Mic said. Everyone groaned.