KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

The job of a high school host

Something was up with Katsuki and he was weirdly distant. It was fine though because I had other friends. Me, Ejiro, Deku, and Shoto were going to hang out all this sunny summer day. Summer didn't last forever and I needed to make the most of it.
"Hey are you watching Mystreet ?" I pointed Ejiros phone downwards, towards me. "Yeah I watch season 2 every summer, season 1 in winter, and Phoenix drop high when we go back to school. And wow Kendrick Lamar needs to get Aaron. Liking a freshmen is crazy."

"Okay guys, no devices." "You have YouTube open playing HOTTOGO by Chappell Roan right now." Shoto pointed out. "I'm a pink pony girl, what can I say ? Aren't you having wicked dreams ?" "Of leaving Tennessee ? Of course." Deku said. "Well now we are just walking around aimlessly." I commented. "Let's go to Walmart." Deku suggested.

"Um. Walmart isn't my idea of a day out. And I'm not trying to get banned from this one." I said. "It's fine. Let's just try it out." Ejiro took my hand as I crossed the road. I had put my hair in pigtails and put on a cute anime girl outfit but I don't think Shoujo girls go to Walmart. My apologizes Haruhi Fujioka.

As we walked in I tore down a candid picture of me putting up a peace sign. "Oh. Looks like they already don't want Mable in the store. It says 'THIS GIRL IS NOT WANTED HERE'." Deku read. "I didn't know I was known worldwide. Kinda impressed. I gotta tell Kyoka and Mina." "Mable, you need a disguise. Someone will report you otherwise." Shoto pointed out. "Here put this my little pony shirt on. No one thinks someone banned would wear a my little pony shirt." Ejiro pointed out and I quickly stuffed it over my head.

"Good thinking !!" Deku praised. "So how far are you into that Joe x Donald fanfic ?" I asked him. "I'm at the part where Joe wakes up next to his wife in the middle of the night with his head on his hands." I got a tap on my shoulder. "Are you this girl ?" A buff man shoved my picture in my face.

"DANG WE ARE CAUGHT. EJIRO GET THE CART WE HAVE TO DIP-" "I'm not doing that again." Deku shook his head. "Hey hey hey don't leave !! We actually really need your help." A smaller boy next to him said. "Oh. Who are you ?" "We are known as 'TRIPLE TROUBLE'. You have probably heard of us." Said a third boy."Never heard anyone come up with that silly name in my life."

"Well your Ma--Mable Aiza..Aizawa right ?" The buff guy stammered. "Don't say it too loud. And stop displaying my picture will ya ?" "Oh well I don't think anyone would know from your My little pony shirt ma'am but us trouble makers think alike. I know it's just a deception. No trouble maker would actually watch my little pony." Second boy assumed

"Actually my favorite characters are Pinkie Pie and Derpy." "Oh. But haven't you been banned from many places. You're very well known." The third boy said. "Yep. That's me. Been banned from every McDonald's and Starbucks ever for putting Free Gaza stickers all over the windows of many."

"Getting banned is not a flex." Deku reminded me. "True. And I'm getting creeped out by these guys so I'm gonna go." I linked my arm with Shotos. "WAIT MISS. You have to help us." Buff guy said. "With what ? Who even are you ?" Deku asked. "Like we said. The TROUBLE MAKERS." The second boy replied.

"Dumb, dumber, and dumbest got it. You glasses kid being dumb, second guy being dumber and buff guy being dumbest." I countered. "Well alright....we need help getting unbanned from places. We are banned from so many places we can't shop normally !! We have to eat snacks from thrift shops and stuff.." Dumbest pouted. "Your acting like your Eda from The owl house." I commented.

"Well dang. Are you guys tryinggg to get yourself banned ?" Shoto questioned."I mean...yeah. Isn't that what you do ?" Dumb guessed. "Flip no. It just happens." "Well you're the best trouble maker ever and we thought you would know how to help us get unbanned." Dumbest said. "Fine I'll help. ITS WHAT A GOOD HOST WOULD DO !!" "Huh." "We will help too !!" Ejiro said. The boys cheered. "Okay boss !! What first ?" "First you should watch Helluva boss with me."

"How did this help..." Dumber asked. "It didn't !! It actually probably made your situation worse since we are sitting in a bean bag chair we are not gonna buy. But wasn't that show nice ?" They blinked at me. "Okay. The first thing you need to do to get unbanned is to do something nice. If they see you are helpful why would they keep you banned ?"

They all nodded quickly. I looked to Deku for help. "How about you help employees. That way they will see your just volunteering to assist." Deku chimed in.

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"Were the Walmart employees disguises needed ?" I asked. "Very much boss. Oh look !! I'll go help that lady with her crying baby." Dumber said. "That's not what Walmart people do.." Shoto trailed off. "Ma'am do you need me to hold your baby ? I'm very good with kids." Dumber offered. She glared at him. "No really. I can take her to Dave and Busters or something." "HE'S TRYING TO KIDNAP MY BABY."

"NO MISS I THOUGHT 1 YEAR OLDS LIKE DAVE AND BUSTERS." I winced and looked for Dumb. He was trying to help a lady carry her bags. "Here I can take those for you." "Um no thanks." "They seem heavy. Let me take that burden off you." "Are you saying women are weak and can't carry their own bags." "What ? No !!"

"I have you no I have carried many bags in my life." "I'm sorry I thought it would make your life easier." "I HAVE A HUSBAND." She stomped her heel on his foot and walked off. Wow. What was Dumb doing ? "Hello sir. I noticed you have waffles in your cart but no syrup. Can I direct you to that isle ?" "Did you just misgender me ?"

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"So. You guys failed." I reflected. "Sorry boss. I just don't know how you do it." Dumb sighed. I felt bad. "Here's a gift card to a costume store. Wear different disguise in every store. Trust me, it works." "You're the best boss !!" "Never will I get tired of hearing someone call me 'boss'." I smirked.

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"That was fun." Ejiro said. "I'm sure I made Tamaki Senpai proud." "We don't know what you're talking about Mable." Shoto said. "I still wanna hang with you guys." Deku admitted. "The chaos doesn't have to be over yet." I grinned. "I have something we can do."