KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

How to turn a badboy into a softie UwU(that was satire on skibiti)

"No kissing, no hugging, no touching, no talking, no looking, no hanging out," Katsuki listed. "Friends do more than that," Ururaka exclaimed. "This is weird." Deku said. "Hey, if you're uncomfy just tell me. I can shut this stuff down with a couple blasts," Katsuki said. "And this is where you let them do their thing. Trust me," I told Dad and Ururaka.

"Why am I here ?" Dad asked. "I bring you into all class 1as shanigans!! It's cuz I love you." I hugged Dad. "In Mable we trust !!" Ururaka put her fist up and people in the hallway who heard cheered.

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"NO WAY DEKU GOT AN AARON LYCAN HOODIE !!" Denki pulled it out his hands and held it up. "Yeah...well can I have it back ? I kinda just got it and your notorious for having Cheeto fingers," Deku trailed off. "Don't be stingy Deku !! Lemme wear it !!" Denki put it on without Dekus permission.

"Give it back." A serious voice said. "Huh ? Bakugo ?" "Did I stutter ? The nerd clearly doesn't want you touching it. We all know you won't give it back untill the 7th season of Mystreet comes out." Katsuki took a step forward and Denki shoved it back in Dekus hand.

"Chill man. I don't want no smoke." He put his hands up. "Tell me if he takes any of your stuff again." Katsukis expression loosened when talking to Deku. I sent a knowing smirk at Ururaka who grinned. We were doing an assignment in class and Deku and Katsuki were partners.

"One of the most unique quirk is the ability to copy other quirks which can be very useful. I can honestly see Monoma as a top hero. Ego and all. But of course his quirk has limitations." Deku rambled. "Oh yeah ?" Katsuki prompted."Uhhh yeah. What's wrong Kachaan ?" Deku frowned.

"What ? I'm listening to what your saying." He smirked. "This is weird...you never listen to what I'm saying." "I do it just doesn't seem like I do. It's actually a curse. I know EVERY minute detail about Todorokis quirk because you were rambling about it a couple months ago." Katsuki claimed. "Wow." "So continue. I don't have all day nerd." Then Deku went on and Katsuki never broke eye contact.

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"Ok fellas, looking for some glows and grows." I tapped my clipboard. "This isn't 6th grade." Katsuki said. "Weekly check in !!" Ururaka said. "I taught Kachaan this new move when fighting !!" Deku exclaimed. "Me and Deku went hiking too," Katsuki said. "Hiking ? You don't seem the hiking type." Ururaka tilted her head. "Me and Kachaan got lost in the woods."

"SHUT UP NERD YOU LOST THE MAP !!" "You told me we didn't need a map and you would use your manlyness to bring us home !!" "Kirishima has infected me.." "Then me and Kachaan went camping with no tent and no supplies and no food...." "We love bonding time." I nodded. "If you call getting pushed into poison ivy by Kachaan bonding." Deku side eyed Katsuki.

"QUIT LYING A BEAR TRIPPED ME AND I FELL INTO IT TOO !!" Katsuki professed. "A bear tripped you...?" Ururaka questioned. "Still picking bear. And you guys should have told me you were getting lost in the woods !! We could have gone glamping !!" I claimed. "We did find glitter and Deku thought it would help the poison ivy." "I got it from you Mable. You said glitter helps everything." "And does."

"I almost tripped in the lake but Kachaan saved me and took the fall instead." Deku smiled. "Katsuki, would you say you like this little Deku?" "Can any pony tell me what stage infection this is ?" Katsuki pointed to me. "That's enough outta you Mable. Now can you guys make a 400 page novel called 'Deku and Kachaans guide to fake dating for the ponies who don't live in a romcom ?" Ururaka asked.

"Ain't no body fake dating in real life." Katsuki rolled his eyes. "How can I include myself in your business ?" I wondered. "I'll just cowrite !!" "I gotta go walk my fish." Deku stood up. "Awww why is the little broccoli cinnamonoll leaving me." I pouted. "Deku I'm right behind you." Katsuki said. "Heh....guess we deserve it.." Ururaka darkned.