KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Babysitting Mable

"He's a pain !! Why would I like him ?" Dabi crossed his arms. "Much like you," Dissipate (Shigaraki) replied.. "More like both of you !! Except my Ochaco babyyy." Toga giggled. "Oh you ready for pride month." Mina quipped. We were with the LOV, hearing them talk about Hawks. "What are we talking about ?" The KFC lover himself walked in. Only one way to settle this dispute.

I looked towards Dad who was already walking away. "SHIP WARS !!" "Ships today are Toga x Dabi, Dabi x Dissipate, Dabi x Hawks, Toga x Ururaka, Toga x Deku...and Toga x Deku x Ururaka," I listed. "Mable I hate you," Dabi said. "I love you tooooo bestie." "Me and Ochaco canon or there's going to be a problem Horokoshi," Toga slurred.

"Dabi, I'm always free." Teased Hawks. "Free to fight you ? Gladly." Dabi barked. "I think this is stupid. Just have Toga and her little girlfriend get together and we all can go." Dissipate stood up. "I think your stupid !! URURAKA GET BEHIND ME. YOUR LIKE ONE OF THE TOP OVERHATED ANIME WOMEN. I WILL FIGHT FOR YOUU." I ran to sugar baby.

"I don't even know why Toga and Dabi are on there. Can you guys see the banter between Dabi and Dissipate?" Ururaka said from behind me. "I object !! Why be a couple when you can be a throuple." Sero said. "Shipping real ppl is weird." Iida pointed out. "It's ok because we are all friends." I replied.

"Wheres Endeavor x Hawks ?" Toga asked. "That's a horrible ship," Sero said. "That's homophobic." Toga responded. "Yeah if you don't give me 20 dollars right now your homophobic." I said. "Uhh." "In pride month is craaaaaazyyy." Ururaka backed me up. "Eri x Deku when ?" Mineta pipped. "Pack it up." I shook my head. "I'm taking your shipping privilege away Mable. You did this." Dad said.

"Why ? It was getting good until the last part..." "I'm gonna get you Mable." Dabi threatened. "You should be getting Hawks in bed--" He started towards me. "One more word and I'm deleting your Roblox account with all your adopt me pets on it." He scowled. "NO MY FLY RIDE MEGA NEON UNICORN !!"
"Mable I'm going out." Dad walked in the room.

"Oooo where are we going ??" "IM going to take care of some business. They said you can't come." Dad replied. "What ?? I go with you everywhere." "And that's fun but you can't this time. Now I was going to leave you home alone but from how that turned out last time...your going to need a baby sitter." Dad said. "Baby sitter ? I'm not five. I'll stay w the LOV." I suggested.

"I'm going to need to come home to the house not burned down. " "I'm a fire sign what do you expect ? I think I'll be fine without a babysitter Dad. I'm mature." "In your dreams. You can't kill a spider for the life of you. I'm saying that with love." "Okay who will be babysitting me. Babysitters club ? Me and Claudia!! I can see it." I nodded.

"All you see is chaos my problem child. The babysitter club was busy in their universe. This was the next best thing." Dad said. Dad showed me to All Might, Joke and Mic. I looked at him. "I didn't invite Joke and was reluctant to invite Mic. I swear he's a teenage girl like you." Dad pinched the bridge of his nose.

"My advice to you three: Don't let her out of your sight for a minute. She has her ways." Dad hugged me and ruffled my hair. "I wouldn't want to end up like you Sho !! Eyes red from not blinking. You don't always have to watch her." Mic laughed. "Trust me Shota, I would have a way with your kid, if anyone." Joke proclaimed. "I don't give you permission to call me that."

"We will be fine Aizawa. You go do what you were supposed to do." All might said. "Alright. And Mable, if you encounter a random kid in a store, you don't bring them home. No matter how cute they are." "Yes sir !!" I saluted him. "So what would you like to do first, kid ?" Mic asked me when Dad left. "Lets go to America !! I wonder if I'll see guns just laying around !!