Beach episode

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"Every harem anime has to have a Beach episode ! It's an unspoken rule." I get a beach ball thrown at my head. "Yo Mable who are you talking to?" Denki was responsible for the ball. "THE IMAGINARY CAMARA DENKI GOD DANG." "This is wonderful and slice of life for once. Best aphmau mystreet season 2 dupe ever," Ururaka said with a volleyball in her hand. "I'm just glad it's not like the Ouran high school host club beach episode," I added.

Right then a purple portal formed and villains stepped out. "Bruh all I want is fluff," Jiro said from her chair. "Come Mable. I have an offer for you," Kirogiri said. "Boy if you don't get your Harry Potter Shazam wizard mug outta here," I said. "Get in the van little girl," Dabi said, leaning against it.

"I'm not five, I know when I'm getting kidnapped." "There's Johnnie Guilbert in the truck." "Oooo sign me up. AN EMO BOY AN EMO BOY," I sang as I skipped to the truck. They wanted me to be a villain but I didn't see my emo boy anywhere. So I kept singing. "Saw this boy at the mall last week." "Shhhh. Dabi quiet her !! Don't you know this kid ?" allergic to lotion said.

"Yeah but there's no stopping her when she starts singing." Dabi shrugged. "Who are you anyway?" I asked Hands for brains. "I'm Dissipate. You're young and powerful, you can really help us." "Maybe when you learn what chapstick is." Dissipate groaned. "Frankly, I don't want to join your wannabe bad boy band club."

"Hey I'm here !! Anyway you really don't want to be. Dabi always burns the pizza bites," Toga spoke up. "Wanna go learn the lunchbox friends handshake w me?" Toga grinned like a manic pixie dream girl. Dissipate sighed. "Your just as I remember." "Your mom !!" I giggled and did the "whatever, moron loser" thingy.

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Me and Toga went back to the beach to see Heathers the musical being performed right in front of us. "Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person," Monoma started. "YOUR NOT," Katsuki yelled. "SHUT UP NOT YOUR LINE. Ahem. I believe there's good in everyone." "NOT YOU THOUGH!" "Who let Monoma be Veronica? And why is he here?" I asked. "Well I'm obviously the main character," Monoma laughed.

"Are we gonna have a problem ?" I put my chubby hands on my hips. "You got a bone to pick?" Toga chimed in. "Who even is this 5 foot kid?" Monoma mocked. "I AM 5 FOOT 4. And you can never out main character the main character." I stepped on front of him. "HAH. You dare disrespect the great--"

"Yep !! And I just got kidnapped. Harry Styles, One direction, and BTS are after me too. Don't play with me this is Wattpad." "Not even the heathers could give him a new makeover !! You need a whole new wig bud." Toga gagged him. "And Monoma you got it twisted I'm not the one who needs a new attitude--" "Ok wrap it up she's rememered Hazbin Hotel. Bakugo come get her."

A/N: Shigaraki goes by Dissipate in this fanfic. What's your fav chapter from this fanfic so far ? FREE PALESTINE !! See you next week :3

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