KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

a dungeons and dragons water monster

The bunks order was Katsuki, me, Shoto and Deku. I ended up getting scared and sleeping with Deku anyway. In the morning Mina was waking everyone up with Cupcakkes music. She said we all needed to go on the beach. I was dragged out of bed by Mina where she threw my bathing suit on me(gulping in the background).

I yawned and stepped outside into the hot sun. "MAY BELLS." There was only one person who called me that. Eri ran up to me and I opened my arms. She fell into them and I spun her around. "Are you done yet ?" Hitoshi said to our giggle fit. "No."

"Eri will be staying with the villains and me this whole summer. She doesn't need to be around this....toxic energy." Hitoshi said, squinting at Sero putting sand down Kirishimas pants. "Well she's going to play mermaids today with us soooo." Mina took my hand and we ran off to the water.

"GUYS COME LOOK AT MY HANDSTAND IN THE WATER." Mina announced. "That sucked." Katsuki commented. "That was good Mina. Katsuki say it was good." Eri pouted. "What ? No." "That's not nice." Eri splashed him with water. "Fine. It was....good Mina. Or whatever." "Well now that I've got your  attention. Let's play DND." Mina said.

"DND sounds stupid." Katsuki said. "It's not stupid. Have you made your character ?" I asked him. "Heck no." "Then I'll make it for you !!" I said. Mina climbed out the water and we settled on the sand. "I'm the dungeon master. Let's start off the game. We are set in a village near an ocean. Bakugo is the....edgelord king..." Mina trailed off.

"EDGELORD??" "It fits you." I giggled. "Ok....sure. Mable the....magical girl and her pixie sister Eri have something to say to the king." "King Katsuki we have a message for you." I said. Silence. "Katsuki ?" "What am I supposed to say ? Is there like a script for something ?" "This is roleplay dummy. Have you never roleplayed in Roblox ? Ever heard of Royale high school campus 2 ?" I said, disappointed in him.

"Act out how your character would respond." Mina directed. "Go away." Katsuki said and we groaned. "Fine fine. What do you want peasant ?" "There's a monster in the water !! It's a threat to your whole village." Eri told him. "Doooont care. I should blow up this village." "You have to roll for that." Mina said. "Wait I actually can ?"

"Yeah but this is your village dummy." I hit him. "Whatever. Show me to this monster. It better be worth my time." Me and Eri took him to the ocean. "It will come out anytime now..." I waited. "This is stupid. Id rather be-" Katsuki was interrupted by movement in the water.

"Look !! Something scaley just poked out. It's a monster." Eri said. We heard a loud rumble under the water. A roar. The kings eyes widened. "I'm going to fight it." Katsuki took out his sword and bounded to the water. Me and my sister gasped. "I kill the monster. End of story." Katsuki said.

"No no no. You have to roll for that. What's your alignment?" Mina huffed. "His is chaotic evil, I'm chaotic good, Eri is chaotic neutral." I explained. Katsuki rolled his eyes and rolled to win the fight with the mysterious monster. "You fail." "WHAT ? I NEVER FAIL. ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR KATSUKI BAKUGO TO-"

"You fail bud. The monster chases you out the water." Mina narrated. "Looks like it's harder than you thought King Katsuki." Eri said. "Yeah whatever. I guess we will need someone to help...someone who would know about a water monster." Katsuki used his brain for once.

"So let's go back to talking about my pink magical girl outfit." "We weren't talking about your pink magical girl outfit." "I'm trying to get that ball rolling. So how do the bows and hearts look ?" "I know a witch that could help us !! Come on friends." Eri took our hands.

A/N: This was inspired by something so niche and specific no one would get it 😭(please tell me you know Aphmau Mystreet)