KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Chappell Roan takes over

"Woah." We gaped at the huge mansion. When you start seeing these kinda buildings in when you know you have traveled too far in the rich people territory. "Look there's someone going in." Deku pointed out. It was a gorgeous girl you looked straight out a 2000s rich girl movie. "Come on, we can sneak in." I whispered. "Give us your attire." I told one of her body guards.
"No, kid." "I'll give you 20 bucks. Take it or leave it." Ejiro told him.

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"Oh. I guess I got new bodyguards. Awfully short ones." Cher dupe said. "I'm about to have dinner. Come on." She led us to the elevator. "Usually it's only two bodyguards with me. This elevator can only take five people so it's fine." She took off her sunglasses and I prayed she liked girls. "Woah. Is the thing we eat back home even better considered a meal here ?" Kirishima gawked. The dinner table was long and a lot of fancy people sat

"I'm convinced she's a princess." Deku whispered to me. "Shoo guards we don't need you breathing down her neck." An older man told us. We backed away. "So do we stand in this corner the watch them eat ?" Shoto asked me. I shrugged. I could watch her all day. "Um ? Sister, do you not see those weirdos right in front of us ?" Ejiro glanced at two people dressed like us whispering and pushing a cart but not really pushing it.

"Ignore them they are probably on something." "They act like we do everyday." Shoto pointed out. "Not one of us, not our problem. WAIT. ONE OF US, OUR PROBLEM." Deku groaned. "Ohhh. Now I see the pink alien." I tried to casually make my way to them. "What are you monkeys doing here ??" "AHHHH TWIN WE GOTTA FILM A TIKTOK HERE." Mina squealed. I took the glasses off the other one. "DENKII." "What's up babe ?" He made a stupid face.

"Don't ever try that again. Come on Ejiro, Shoto, and Deku are over there." "Bodyguard. I do not pay you to chat. Now if you want your paycheck, you will wait for Ms. Diane to get done with her dinner." The same man spoke firmly. "Ohhh so that's her name." "We are getting paid for this ?" Denki asked loudly. The man shot us death glares so I shut up.

They seemed like they were talking about something important. "Diane, you are no way qualified to run this business." "And why not ? I'm going to be the same age as Uncles son when he ran Uncles family business. You supported it. There was no problem." "Honey you know there has never been a woman who has run my business ."

"Not to bud in what's not my business but there's much bigger problems in the world. Women in Gaza have to use scraps of tents for their periods. They are giving birth with no professionals and the babies are in environments where they can't strive. And while we are on the subject, there's a whole Genocide in Congo. Women are getting raped in Congo. Nearly one every mintute." I announced. "Are you trying to lose your job ? Shut it."

Dianes eyes lingered on me. "We want the best for you." A women said. "Be serious mom. You gave up your dream because Dad said you shouldn't do it." "We are family. Why would we lie to you ?" A different man said. "Hardly family the way you treat me just because I'm a girl." "Do not speak to your father that way young lady." Another man said.

"Oh but he can speak to me that me that way ?" "I'm looking out for you. Things are hard for women and you know how hard my business is to run." "Who made things hard for women ? And I bet Uncle wasnt saying that things were really hard to my cousin." None of the women at the table were saying anything.

It made me mad and I didn't even know these people. "Mable we have to do something." Ejiro said. "Just tell me the plan and I'll do anything." Deku added. Ejiro with two moms and Deku with one mom who he adored, understood me. Denki raised the cloth that was draped over the cart to reveal Kyoka underneath. She looked at me and I looked at her and she knew. "Don't worry. Just follow along. You'll get it."

Jiro took out her speaker and held her phone up. Mina handed me a micro phone. "755,000 people, including 18,000 pregnant women, are living in famine conditions in Sudan. But Taylor Swift wants to defend Lady Gaga. White feminism at its finest." I declared. "When were we talking about Taylor Swift ? Now shut up or you won't have a mansion to go back to." Dianes Dad snapped. "I get paid enough to live in a mansion ?" Denki jumped with joy.

"We don't live in a mansion." Deku reminded him. "No mansion ? Sounds homeless to me." Someone whispered. "Let me get to my point dang it !! Ladies...you know what I mean...and you know what you need !! And so does he. But does it happen ?"

"NO !!" My friends shouted. "But does it happen ?!" I said louder. "NO !!" Some of the women joined in. "What we really need is a femininomenon." "A what ?" The men yelled. "A FEMININOMENON." I went under the cover with Jiro as Deku, Shoto, and Ejiro jumped on it. Mina and Denki pushed. There was an uproar of people getting up and arguing and chasing after us. The women stood their ground in the argument and some marches with us.

I took my head from under the cover. I couldn't see Diane. I couldnt even hear her. Only heard Chappell Roan screaming. "The elevator Denki !!" Mina ordered and they crashed into the elevator door. "You didn't even push the button dimwit." My friends spilled out the cart. "Hurry !! We gotta get outta here before they figure out we don't actually work here." Ejiro said.

"I think they know." Shoto responded. The elevator door opened with Dianes Dad threatening us. "Close it hurry." Mina demanded. "KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT." I shouted before the door closed. Diane rushed before it did. "And we don't even live in America !!" Ejiro yelled. "Wait guys the person limit !!" I blurted. "It's going fine Mable, relax." Denki replied. It was going fine actually.

"See ?" Denki jumped repeatedly. It WAS down normally until it came it an abrupt stop. "DENKI." We screamed. "Oh. Well." He blinked. Stuck in an elevator for 15 minutes by now because Denki decided to jump. Deku has an five panic attacks since then. Shoto hasn't said a thing this whole time. Kyoka has been listening to music and calling her parents. Mina has to pee so bad she might get a bladder infection. Ejiro is being immature whining the whole time.

I'm going to be the one they blame because I'm a minority. "I'm so sorry Diane. I started this whole thing. If it wasn't for me-" "The women in my family wouldn't have confidence. If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have confidence. Thank you so much. You made me realize I don't even want my Dad's stupid business anyway. I want to go to college and be a lawyer. You guys are so cool !!" Diane proclaimed.
I giggled. As we waited for someone to come get us, me, Diane, Mina, and Kyoka took turns playing Subway Surfers on Kyokas phone. We actually had fun.