"Omg look at this cute Bakudeku fanart." Ururaka showed me her phone. "Tumblr is wild," I responded. "Bakukiri is way better." Tsu scoffed. "It's just that they are completely platonic best friends for me." Ururaka shrugged. "It's that Bakudeku is a bully x victim trope for me," Tsu replied. "Girls, girls. No more fighting. At least not here. This is a situation that calls for SHIP WARS !!" I giggled.
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"We all know my hero academia has some insane ships. In ship wars we can roast each other all we want for our ship taste !!" I said. "The ships today are: Bakudeku, Bakukiri, and... Bakutodo because Denki wanted to be apart of something." Dad read off a script. "And here are the people that are getting shipped." I nodded to them.
"The names Katsuki Bakugo, future #1 hero and why are these biatches shipping me with so many people. Don't even list them Mable, I look at the million tiktoks you send me believe it or not." "I'm Izuku Midoriya and me and Kachaan are just friends !!" "Said Adrien Agreste every episode." I said. "Barely friends." Katsuki growled.
"I'm Shoto Todoroki and I don't know why I'm here." "These are our shippers !!" I did jazz hands. "Bakugo bullied him all of middle school," Tsu pointed out. "Deku forgave him !! And that was middle school. Mable was a furry in middle school." "It's a canon event." I said, unashamed. "Bakudeku is cringe." Tsu opinionated. "That's the fandom. Bakudeku is fine. Bakugo and Kiri are purely friends though," Ururaka said.
"History will call them roommates. Don't act like friends to lovers is not the best trope. Or are you more of a miscommunication girlie ?" "Enemies to lovers all the way. The real question is do you read Colleen Hoover ?" "Nope !! But I know your a "take a swan dive off a roof a building" to lovers girl." Tsu said.
Crickets. "I like turtles," Denki told us. "Tsu gagged you babe," I admitted to Ururaka. She flushed. "Bakugo only tolerates Kirishima !! Deku and Bakugo have been friends since childhood !" Ururaka stammered. "Kirishima is one of the only people Bakugo trusts !!" Tsu said. She never lost her cool.
"Bakutodo is cute." Denki chimed in. "Do I have a say ?" Shoto raised his hand. "It's best not to say anything. Just let them state things, true or false, with no comment even if they are screaming about you in front of you," Kiri said. "It scares me," Deku said. "It's dumb AF," Katsuki said.
"Its beautiful," I gushed. "I'm tired," Dad said. "I'm glad you don't get shipped like this Mr. Aizawa," Mina laughed. She was our only audience member. Who knew where the rest of the class was. "Mable no--" Dad tried to stop me but nothing can stop "SHIP WARS !!" and another war started. "The ships today are: Erasuremic, Joke x Aizawa, and Aizawa x Dissipate (Shigaraki)." I introduced. "Why me lord," Dad monotoned. "Because The Lord loves you !! You might find love today !!"
"Yes he will because it's me !!" Joke yelled. "The shippers are Hitoshi, Eri, and Joke." I said. "I'm team Joke x Aizawa !! Aka, my husband because we are such a perfect match !!" Joke proclaimed loudly. "Senpai notice me all over again.." I trailed off. Dad was praying under his breath.
"I ship daddy with Mr. Mic because grumpy sunshine is the best trope," Eri said. "You taught her that." Dad glared at me. "I have to teach her young !! She can sing devils don't fly word for word. She's learning so quick." I wiped a tear. "But we are grumpy sunshine too !!" Joke cried. "But your annoying." Joke laughed at his serious face.
"So you think I'm not annoying Sho ??" Mic yelled too loud. "I never said that." Dad enabled his quirk before Mic got the chance to "SHO DOESNT THINK IM ANNOYING. I WIN" while running around the room. "Personally--" I started. "No Mable. No more tropes. The last one is even more stupid than me and Joke," Dad whined. Joke laughed hysterically.
A/N: IM BACK !! sorry for not updating for so long. Not that anyone was waiting in my corner for another chapter 😭. Still, I'm glad Im back. What's your fav show or movie ?? Bye bye
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FanfictionMable Aizawa is chaotic. And so is all of class 1A. Follow Mable as she gets herself in trouble with all her friends! Mable is bold and happy but was she always like that...? DISCLAIMER: THE ONLY THING I OWN IS THE NARRATOR/MC AND PLOT FOR THIS FANF...
