KHRONICLES OF KHAOTIC KIDNAPPED KIDS

Irrational Problem Children and Sailor Bakugo

"Ok now that we ran Endeavor out of the PTA, what do you want Mable ? A Lolita dress ? Another cat ? My soul ?" "All of those things ! But after you figure out how to get the dorms out of chaos. Denki is crying in a prom dress." I said. Dad sighed.
"Did they play kiss marry killed again and Bakugo thought they were supposed to actually kill the person?"

"Bingo!! Deku is comforting him in Dekus dorm." We got there. "Whats wrong Kaminari ?" Dad kneeled to meet his eyes. "Kiri said dino nuggies weren't the best food," Denki sobbed. "Pizza bites solos," I commented. "Not helping Mable ribbit," Tsu said. "Why are you in a prom dress ?" Dad questioned. "We were going to be the Sailor scouts. Hitoshi went after Kiri. Isn't that romantic ?" I did jazz hands for him.

"Denki don't think this means you'd be the prom queen if crying was a contest. That's me. If Hitoshi is with Kiri, wheres Kiri?" Dad asked. "Wherever Kachaan is." Deku said this. "Where is Katsuki?" "Trying to be alone." "I know where Katsuki likes being alone. In the gym. I know because I always annoy him in there." I smiled.

"It's me !! Yes it me !! I know you were waiting for me!!" I greeted. "Another one !?" Katsuki groaned. "Hitoshi dont hurt Kiri ! I raised you better!" "Get your crazy brother away from me!" Kiri ran behind me. "He tried to degrade my--- friend." Hitoshi replied. "It's ok to be gay Hitoshi. Wanna know why I'm so funny ? I have trauma and I'm bi," I said.

"But you're not funny," Katsuki said. I rolled my eyes. "Hitoshi I know you love Denki but attacking Kiri is too far," Dad mediated. "He disrespected dino nuggies ! You can go to jail for that!....in my world." Hitoshi trailed off.

"I agree w Toshi," I said. "Can you extras get out ? I have training to do. Ugh I hate people. Not you Mable. Never am I talking about your annoying self when I complain but humans," Katsuki clarified and I smiled. "I love you all but you really are irrational. Is everything okay now?" Dad grumbled.
"Yes but we still need you daddy !! Let's recreate sailor moon!"
"And why am I involved..?"

.....

"With the power of all mooncycles, I will end your fucking bloodline!" Sailor Bakugo landed as gracefully as Bakugo could land(pretty hard) and declared "I'm Katsuki Baku--- " ""You can't reveal your secret identity! CUT." I yelled. "Cunt? Say less-" "Shut up mineta." "Take 555." Dad sighed. "Ugh. I am freaking Sailor Bakugo with my...." "Moon squad!!" I exclaimed. "I put on a dress for "moon squad?" Denki cried.

"Oh boo hoo you would put on a dress anyday." "I'd also take 5 dollars if anyone wants to pay me !!" "How about....Phase Changers !!" Deku said "Hecks no." "Earth coolers?" "This isn't science class."

"Slowly fading away from the Earth because the Moon is a fake friend but also the only one there when the sun is down and must be amazing because Melanie martinez wrote a song about it!!" I said.

"Sigh." Katsuki said. "We should go back to phase changers." Kiri suggested. "Catch this ! Menstrual mooners !! And we have period powers!" Denki said. "Who let's him talk ?" I asked.

"I'm the main character not you extras !! I should pick." Katsuki fumed. "Um nuh uh." Deku said. "You wanna bet ?" Katsuki charged towards him in his Katsuki way(you know). "BET." "We aren't getting him back." Kiri said..

"Nope !! But the show must go on !! I'm the main character." I declared. "Who made you the main character ?" Denki scoffed. "Me, myself, and I. Three people. But If you count the voices it's....1....2....3.." I trailed off as I counted in my head.
"It's in her nature. She has been narrating this for 15 chapters." Kiri shrugged. "And she has a sad backstory," Denki added. "17....18...."

A/N: I'm back <3 Expect another chapter soon. What's your fav Wattpad book ?