*The squad is playing a team sport*
Aubrey: Are you upset you don't get to be on the same team as Sunny?
Mari: Have you ever played a game with Sunny?
Aubrey: No...
Mari: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?
*Meanwhile, on the other side of the field*
Sunny, chasing Hero: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD "FASTER" MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!
Sunny, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
Kel: What's it like being tall?
Aubrey: Is it nice?
Basil: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Mari: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Sunny: It was one time!
Kel, grinning: Before you were what?
Sunny: Before I was-
Kel: What?
Sunny: Before I was inter-
Kel: Before you were interrupted?
Sunny: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-
Kel: What?
Sunny: *makes frustrated sound*
Basil, nervously: Stop that. Before they hurt you.
Sorcerer: I give you a cursed amulet!
Sunny: Cool! It'll make me look cute, and the shadow that follows me will make me more active, I'll get out more!
Basil: No problemo!
Basil, internally: But it was all problemo.
Basil: What's your biggest fear?
Hero: I am incredibly arachnophobic.
Basil, under their breath: You don't want spiders to get married?
Kel, pointing to Sunny's empty room: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!?
Aubrey: I WAS ON BREAK.
Basil, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Sunny: Oh? Lemme see!
Basil, opening their hands to see nothing there: ...hm.
Hero: ...where's the spider.
Basil: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Sunny: Oh no.
Hero: BASIL, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
