A/N: hey, I'm gonna be out on spring break for a bit, so I'll give you all a gift of more quotes this time!
*The Squad's cooking skills* Hero: *master chef* Mari: *knows a few recipes* Basil: *can follow instructions on a box* Aubrey: *made toast once* Kel: *banned from the kitchen*
Basil, holding a pair of shears: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket. Sunny: .... Basil: *lip smack*
Basil: I'm very scary. Aubrey: You're about as scary as a wet kitten. Basil: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me. Aubrey: And small. Basil: Basil: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Mari: Can I ask you for a favor? Hero: I would literally die for you, but continue. Mari: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Basil: What did you get on your shirt? Sunny: Rust. Basil: From what? Sunny: Weapons. Aubrey: Time for more adult supervision.
Kel: Impossible burger? Please. Kel: Through Christ, all things are possible.
Basil: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT. Kel: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they're gogurt tubes.
Aubrey: Christmas is cancelled. Basil: You can't cancel a holiday. Aubrey: Keep it up, Basil, and you'll lose New Year's too. Basil: What does that mean? Aubrey: Kel, take New Year's away from Basil.
Mari: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you. Hero: That's great, Mari. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 years.
Hero: Sunny, remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life? Sunny: No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
Aubrey: What the hell is wrong with you? Sunny: I have this weird self-esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
Sunny: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Mari: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~ Sunny: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Hero, recording: This is so cute.
Basil: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective? Kel: *crouches down* Mari: *kneels down* Hero: *sits on the floor* Basil: Basil: I hate all of you.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
