Omori quotes 23: Hey mari, do that one about falling down the stairs!

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A/N: Thank you for 400 reads, I'm amazed we made it this far!


Basil: Wait. Where's Hero? They love Dungeons and Dragons.

Mari: I thought you invited them.

Sunny: Uh, I thought Aubrey invited them.

Aubrey: I thought Kel invited them.

Kel: I never invite them.



Basil: I'm so tired.

Aubrey: Did you get to bed late?

Basil: No.

Aubrey: Did you do something strenuous?

Basil: No.

Aubrey: Then why are you tired?

Basil: I'm alive.

Aubrey: Sounds exhausting.



Sunny: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited.

Mari: "If"

Aubrey: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.



Sunny: I have a plan.

Hero: I have the hospital and Mari on speed dial.



Basil: The scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads.

Kel: Yeah, it's a good thing we captured him in that mountain, even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off.

Aubrey: Do you two still believe in that legend? Come on, Rushmore was killed a hundred years ago! We're safe now.

Sunny: You people have clearly never taken a history lesson. His body was never found.



*Mari is crying after a breakup*

Basil: There there, Mari.

Mari, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?

Basil: Great question—



Sunny: You have to apologize to Aubrey!

Kel: Fine!

Kel: Unfuck you, or whatever!



Kel: You know what they say: you snooze, you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.



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