A/N whoops let time get away from me teehee (also felt really garbage for a lil bit but :3)
Kel: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Sunny: It's not water.
Kel: Vodka! I like your sty-
Sunny: It's vinegar.
Kel: ...What?
Sunny: It's vinegar, COWARD.
Mari: I have a question.
Kel: Shoot.
Mari: Is the S or C in scent silent?
Hero: Fuck you, I'm going to be thinking about this all day.
Kel: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I'm gonna say the S is silent.
Mari: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way.
Hero: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent.
Basil: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound.
Hero: Basil is not allowed to talk anymore.
Hero: How was your day, Aubrey?
Aubrey: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.
Hero: Oh? And what does that mean?
Aubrey: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.
Sunny: wow you and Basil are home early from the movies. What happened?
Aubrey: We got kicked out because Basil wouldn't stop yelling diving scores as people jumped off the titanic.
Basil: That last guy had a solid 8, I'm telling you!
Hero: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Mari: Get two more chairs.
Basil: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Kel: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Aubrey: I would never be near children.
Sunny: Get rid of two kids.
Sunny: Don't say a word.
Basil: Fergalicious.
Sunny: Basil, I said no words.
Basil: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we're playing Scrabble, it's not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it's convenient for you.
Sunny: I may be antisocial and unattractive.
Mari: ...but?
Sunny: That's all.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
