a collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course.
QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
Basil: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Kel: Please, just say fuck.
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Aubrey: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?
Aubrey: Core-ean
Hero: The center of the earth is around 5430 degrees Celsius. Nobody is going to live there so they don't need a language.
Kel: Core-ean.
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Mari: How's practice going?
Sunny: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Mari: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Sunny: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Mari: Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Sunny: The first time I ever got upset in front of Basil, they put their arms around me and it was so awkward that I had to ask them if they were hugging me or reaching for something on the shelf behind me.
Basil: I was doing both, for your information.
Mari: The first time Basil hugged me, it was such a disaster we didn't make eye contact for, like, a week after.
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Mari, texting Sunny: Text me when you're home safely.
Sunny: I'm home dangerously.
Mari: Stop it.
Sunny: I'm home lethally.
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Basil: Wake up! The sun is shining!
Sunny: What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?
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Basil: *finds half a watermelon at Whole Foods*
Basil, holding it up for everyone to see: LIES!
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Kel: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: 'I am very proud of you. Love, Mari*
Basil: Oh yeah. I didn't think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: 'Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.'*
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