A/N: I am sorry for any repeats, I'm trying to keep it fresh for you guys though :3
Sunny: You fuckers don't know about my knife stick. It's a knife taped to a stick and it's the ultimate weapon.
Aubrey: Spear.
Sunny: BLOCKED.
Mari: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Basil: Respecting women.
Kel: Minecraft.
Aubrey: Criminal justice and psychology.
Hero: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life!
Sunny: Minecraft as well.
Sunny: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Mari: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Sunny: Come on, Mari! How any times do I have to apologize?
Mari: Once!
Sunny: ...No.
Kel: If Sunny is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them!
Basil: But if they're not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them.
*Hero and Kel are in a mirror maze*
Hero, seeing Kel: C'mon, you got it! Almost through!
Kel: I see you! *runs straight into a mirror, shattering it*
Hero: *screams*
Mari: I feel so burnt out.
Sunny: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
Mari: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
Sunny: Well not if you're expecting it.
Kel: How do you type so fast?
Sunny: Anxiety.
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Aubrey: Oh no, that's terrible!
Sunny: Did they win?
Sunny: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me. And I want to be set loose.
Kel: It's just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they're less flavorful. I'm thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
Sunny, bored: Can't we just leave while they're distracted?
Basil, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
Sunny: I hate you.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
