Omori quotes 26: blonde Hero is not giving

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Hero: How was your day, Aubrey?

Aubrey: Yeah, fine, it's anti-bullying week at school.

Hero: Oh? And what does that mean?

Aubrey: It means I can't bully anyone for a whole week.



Sunny: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Sunny: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.



Sunny: Everything will be ok. You can not stop it.

Sunny: Everything will be fine. You have no choice.

Basil: What the fuck kind of pep talk is that?

Sunny: Ominous positivity.



Basil: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.



Sunny: You have to apologize to Basil!

Aubrey: Fine!

Aubrey: Unfuck you, or whatever!



Kel: You know what they say: you snooze, you lose. And it looks like you snost and you lost.



Hero: Croissants: dropped

Basil: Road: works ahead

Mari: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Aubrey: Shavacado: fre

Kel: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Sunny:

Sunny: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.



Sunny: You read my diary?

Hero: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.



Kel: The greatest trick the devil ever played was getting me banned from an all you can eat pizza buffet.

Mari: Why'd you get banned?

Kel: Touched the rat.

Mari: ... What rat?

Kel: Chunky Cheese.



Basil: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

Kel: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.



Basil: Man, it smells like wrongdog out here.

Hero:

Hero: Basil, are you alright?

Basil: *sobs*


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