Basil: What scares you guys the most?
Aubrey: Werewolves!
Hero: Sharks.
Mari: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death.
Mari:
Mari: Sunny.
Sunny: When I see initials carved into a tree with a heart I think it's so romantic. Two lovers on a date... one of them carrying a knife for some reason.
Kel: Shut up, you're messing with my train of thought!
Aubrey: I thought you didn't have a brain and now you say you have thoughts?
Mari: What do you all intend on majoring in?
Basil: Respecting women.
Kel: Minecraft.
Aubrey: Criminal justice and psychology.
Hero: I'm terrified that I'll lock myself into an interest that I'll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I've pursued over my life!
Sunny: Minecraft as well.
Kel: Quacking in my boobs over this
Kel: QUAKING*
Kel: BOOTS* FUCKER.
Sunny: Mari, I got suspended from school...
Mari: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Sunny: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".
Mari: And...?
Sunny: I asked which end...
Mari, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
Aubrey: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Kel: They do.
Hero: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?
Aubrey: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Kel: Pink isn't your color.
Aubrey: Pink brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Kel*
Basil They couldn't find their way out of a paper bag.
Kel: That's not true! I found my way out of a paper bag yesterday!
Mari: Anything else?
Sunny: Yeah. Stay away from me!
Mari: Alright. See you in the room we share.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
