Mari: You know, Sunny gives Aubrey flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Hero: Okay.
*Later*
Hero: *gives Aubrey flowers*
Aubrey: ???
Hero: I don't know, I'm confused as well.
Hero: Kel, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.
Kel: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!
Hero: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Mari's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Sunny, handing a balloon to Basil: I have no soul. Have a good day!
Basil, walking off: I don't have one either.
Aubrey: You're a lying piece of shit!
Hero: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Sunny: I'm leaving and I'm taking Basil with me!
Mari, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.
Kel: All right, Hero, that's it, you're grounded! I found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. I didn't raise you to be such a nerd!
Hero: I'm not even your kid-
Sunny: Basil and I are so close we even share a toothbrush.
Basil: We what?
Hero: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Aubrey: Did Mari say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Hero: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Kel: When do you usually go to sleep?
Sunny: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.
Aubrey: You know what's funny about Sunny? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.
Basil: Please! Pretend I'm useful!
Kel: I lost my fish, can you help me find it?
Sunny, cooking the fish: What? I couldn't hear you, please speak up.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
