Omori quotes 7: trek through whitespace

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Sunny, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.



Aubrey: You're a lying piece of shit!

Hero: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Sunny: I'm leaving and I'm taking Basil with me!

Mari, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.



Kel: If I fall...

Hero: I'll be there to catch you.

Aubrey: *looks at Basil* What if I fall?

Basil: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.

Mari: *watches these two interactions*

Mari, to Sunny: And if I fall?

Sunny: I'll be the one who pushed you.



Kel: Sunny, what are you doing?

Sunny: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Kel: You could always take it out and count it.

Sunny: Where's the fun in that?



Aubrey: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Kel: If I had a face like YOURS, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it.



Aubrey: Some of us are still 'it' from a childhood game of tag.

Basil: Way to just fuck me up on a Tuesday.



Sunny: Aubrey gave me a get better soon card.

Mari: That's sweet!

Sunny: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.



Sorry for not uploading on wednesday, had the day off and wanted to relax a bit

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