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Basil: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Kel: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Basil:
Basil: *sobs*
Hero: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
Mari: I can't believe we have to be stuck in this room together!
Hero, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.
Basil: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Kel: Explain.
Basil: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Hero: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Basil:
Basil: That's just another highlight!
Sunny: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Mari: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Sunny: Come on, Mari! How any times do I have to apologize?
Mari: Once!
Sunny: ...No.
Kel: If Sunny is really a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them!
Basil: But if they're not a vampire, those wooden stakes will kill them.
Mari: Hey, Sunny, where are you going?
Sunny: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Sunny: But right now I'm going to McDonald's.
Sunny: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Kel: Sleeping is nice.
Sunny: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
Aubrey, shakily: Please, just tell me what the book is about. The plot, please.
Sunny, reading an annotation on the cover of a book, unfazed: A subversive masterpiece. A deep and touching story. New York Times Bestseller.
Sunny, now looking directly at Aubrey: Go fuck yourself.
Kel: It's just that lollipop sticks last longer than the head, even if they're less flavorful. I'm thinking of paper sticks, because you can peel off the layers with your teeth or leave it there until they fall off naturally, but plastic sticks can be chewed on too or left sticking out like a cigarette. Paper straws can be eaten layer by layer over time though, so they have the edge.
Sunny, bored: Can't we just leave while they're distracted?
Basil, genuinely interested: But what about wooden sticks?
Sunny: I hate you.
Kel: How do you type so fast?
Sunny: Anxiety.
Aubrey: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Kel: Pink isn't your color.
Aubrey: Pink brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Kel*
Kel: Aubrey, I sense hostility.
Aubrey: Good, because I hate you.
Aubrey: What's two plus two?
Kel: Math.
Aubrey: ...I will accept that answer.
Mari: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
