Hero: Hi, who's this? Aubrey changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Basil: What's mine?
Hero: Dwarf.
Basil: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Hero: Oh, hey Basil.
Basil: FUCK!
Hero: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?
Mari: Get two more chairs.
Basil: Cut each chair in half to make six.
Kel: Make them FIGHT for their seats!
Aubrey: I would never be near children.
Sunny: Get rid of two kids.
Kel: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Mari:
Mari: I'm gonna tell them.
Hero: Don't you dare.
Hero: It doesn't have a bone.
Kel: Then why is it called a boner?
Aubrey: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
*Five minutes later*
Aubrey, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.
Aubrey: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Mari: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Sunny.
Aubrey, pointing their hot glue gun towards Mari: You're on thin fucking ice.
Sunny: ARE YOU-
Aubrey: Fucking.
Sunny: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Aubrey: Fucking.
Sunny: IDIOT!
Kel: ...What was that?
Aubrey: Mari banned Sunny from swearing, so I'm helping them out.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Comédiea collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
