Basil: I want to be like a caterpillar.
Kel: Explain.
Basil: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.
Hero: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?
Basil:
Basil: That's just another highlight!
Sunny: Mari, I got suspended from school...
Mari: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Sunny: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".
Mari: And...?
Sunny: I asked which end...
Mari, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
*Aubrey and Sunny texting*
Aubrey: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.
Sunny: Isn't Basil there?
Aubrey: Yes but I like you more.
Sunny: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
Mari: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
Sunny: I'm bored, any suggestions?
Kel: Sleeping is nice.
Sunny: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.
Mari: Hey, Sunny, where are you going?
Sunny: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.
Sunny: But right now I'm going to McDonald's.
Sunny: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.
Basil: You know that's called a coma, right?
Sunny:
Sunny: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...