Omori Quotes 11: burgers still on my mind

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Basil: I want to be like a caterpillar.

Kel: Explain.

Basil: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, wake up beautiful.

Hero: You know they have a lifespan of a week, right?

Basil:

Basil: That's just another highlight!



Sunny: Mari, I got suspended from school...

Mari: WHAT?!?! What did you do?

Sunny: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said "there is an idiot at the end of this ruler".

Mari: And...?

Sunny: I asked which end...

Mari, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.



*Aubrey and Sunny texting*

Aubrey: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.

Sunny: Isn't Basil there?

Aubrey: Yes but I like you more.



Sunny: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Mari: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!



Sunny: I'm bored, any suggestions?

Kel: Sleeping is nice.

Sunny: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I'm deciding to ignore it.



Mari: Hey, Sunny, where are you going?

Sunny: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Sunny: But right now I'm going to McDonald's.



Sunny: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Basil: You know that's called a coma, right?

Sunny:

Sunny: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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