Omori quotes 21: who knew violins made such good melee weapons?

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A/N: sorry for any repeats :3


Kel: I know where you live.

Basil: Where?

Kel: In a house.



Kel: HELP! I TOLD HERO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Basil, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?



Sunny: Mari, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.

*click*

Sunny: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!



Aubrey: Where are your parents?

Basil: What are parents?

Aubrey: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.



Basil: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Kel: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.



Basil: Oh shoot!

Basil: Excuse my vulgarity.

Hero: I'll let it slide.



Sunny: Do dragons fart fire?

Hero: I don't know.

Sunny: I thought you went to college.



Sunny: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.

Hero: Please never become a surgeon.



Sunny: If I die, you can have what little I own.

Mari: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?

Sunny: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.

Mari:

Mari: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.




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