A/N: sorry for any repeats :3
Kel: I know where you live.
Basil: Where?
Kel: In a house.
Kel: HELP! I TOLD HERO I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Basil, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?
Sunny: Mari, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Sunny: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
Aubrey: Where are your parents?
Basil: What are parents?
Aubrey: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
Basil: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.
Kel: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.
Basil: Oh shoot!
Basil: Excuse my vulgarity.
Hero: I'll let it slide.
Sunny: Do dragons fart fire?
Hero: I don't know.
Sunny: I thought you went to college.
Sunny: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.
Hero: Please never become a surgeon.
Sunny: If I die, you can have what little I own.
Mari: Wait. What do you mean "if" you die?
Sunny: My unending existence is fuelled by pure spite, that of which the painful experiences of life have rendered me full.
Mari:
Mari: *Sighs* Let me call your therapist again.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...