Mari: Hey Basil, Kel just broke my seashell lamp.
Basil: Neat. I'm gonna die alone.
Mari: Okay, you win.
Sunny: I'm taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn't look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.
Kel: Is that... bad?
Sunny: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.
Kel: Isn't that just causality?
Sunny: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.
Kel: So what are my odds?
Sunny: Do you have a family history?
Kel: Of what?
Sunny: Just, in general.
Kel: ...Yes?
Sunny: Oh no.
Aubrey: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
Mari: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
Sunny: Mari, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Sunny: DID YOU JUST TURN THE FUCKING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!
Hero: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Basil, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
Basil: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there's nothing there?
Aubrey: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Basil:
Basil: *sobs*
Sunny: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
Sunny: Do dragons fart fire?
Hero: I don't know.
Sunny: I thought you went to college.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
