Sunny: Mari, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!
Mari: Rebuke? Is that a word?
Sunny: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!
Mari: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?
Aubrey: I know we're not exactly friends, but-
Sunny: What do you want?
Aubrey: I've been stuck with Basil for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce.
Aubrey: Help.
Sunny: *is visibly upset*
Aubrey: Sunny, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Kel: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Mari:
Mari: I'm gonna tell them.
Hero: Don't you dare.
Hero: Mari! I thought you were dead!
Mari: No, just in deep cover.
Hero: ...But it was an open casket.
Mari: It was very deep.
Sunny, talking about Aubrey: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID "OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD" AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Basil: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
Kel: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Sunny: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Basil: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Aubrey: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Mari: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Sunny: Do you always have to attack me with your words?
Aubrey: Would you prefer me to use a brick?
Sunny: I'm taking a look at your numbers, and it doesn't look good. You have a lot of measurements. Quite a few variables.
Kel: Is that... bad?
Sunny: Variables are the #1 risk factor for outcomes. The past is a big contributor to the future.
Kel: Isn't that just causality?
Sunny: Causality is the leading cause of death in this country.
Kel: So what are my odds?
Sunny: Do you have a family history?
Kel: Of what?
Sunny: Just, in general.
Kel: ...Yes?
Sunny: Oh no.
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Omori incorrect quotes/Memes!!
Humora collection of the 70+ pages of Omori incorrect quotes I have stored on a google doc, and my about 130 omori memes! contains some dirty jokes, and some ships, of course. QUOTES ADDED MONDAYS AND FRIDAYS, MEMES ADDED EVERY WEDNESDAY. ACCOMPLISHMENTS...
