Charlie: "Oh wow... that's like really flattering but... i'm not interested. I'd still be your friend though!"
Vaggie: "No. Don't you know i'm dating Charlie?"
Lucifer: "Oh wow... You sure about that?"
Angel Dust: "Ohhh, welcome to the club!~ How about we take this conversation somewhere more private?"
Husk: "Bad idea."
Nifty: "No way, you're not a bad boy!"
Alastor: "Ha, no!"
Sir Pentious: "Oh well... gosh! No one has ever told me that before..."
Velvette: "Ew, i'm way outta your league! What do you have, like 13 followers?"
Vox: "Fuck no!"
Valentino: "Oh~ Well if you like me so much, why don't you sigh this little thing right here?"
Cherri Bomb: "Ha! You serious? Hmmm... i'll consider it."
Adam: "Of course you do! Who wouldn't?"
Lute: Just stares at you with an open jaw
Emily: "Oh cool! I like you too, wanna be friends?" Misunderstands
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Hell Is Forever
FanfictionOneshots and Headcanons about Hazbin Hotel. Updates every Wednesday.