Hell Is Forever

Sir Pentious Boyfriend Headcanons

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Dies of embarrassment the second you even hint at flirting with him

Invents you tons of new things

Let's you borrow his egg bois

Wraps his tail around you

Shows you his two dic-

Gets super jealous when someone even breathes at you but hides it, not very well

If someone tries to flirt with him he screams "I'M TAKEN!" at the top of his lungs

Tried to cook for you but it's super bad and burnt

Wants to bite you bit doesn't want to hurt you

gives hella weird compliments. stuff like "Your beautiful complexion reminds me of the desert and, or a mushroom cloud!"