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Ashlyn:
Staring intensely at Logan

Logan:
Stares back just as intensely

Ashlyn:
You know I care and value you as a friend, right?

Logan:
Yeah, I care for you too..

Ashlyn:
Okay good
Puts down draw 4

Logan:
Slamming his cards down
OH FUCK YOU, YOU BITCH-

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Ashlyn, trying to give an inspirational speech:
It's time we take the fight to the phantoms themselves. This will be a fight unlike any in human history. Remember, we need to be mobile at all times, so sustaining speed is key. We cannot afford to get bogged down into the tranches-

Aiden:
Tranch

Logan:
Tranch

Ashlyn:
Im sending you both on a mission into enemy territory and I don't expect either of you to return.

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Ben, through phone:
What do you think Ashlyn and Taylor will do for a distraction?

Tyler:
They'll probably make a noise or throw a rock. Something small to draw attention. That's what I would do- building explodes and several alarms go off -or they could do that..

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Random person:
So you're gay?

Logan:
Nope

Random person:
So you're straight?

Logan:
Nope

Random person:
Then what are you?

Logan:
Ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifteen percent pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

Random person:
......

The group:
Wiping away a tear
So inspiring

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Ashlyn:
Logan, why do you love Tyler?

Logan:
Because he's perfect

Ashlyn:
But...you've seen him drink maple syrup because he thought it was coffee

Logan:
He's perfect

Ashlyn:
You've seen him take a bite out of an uncooked ramen block because he was too tired to cook it

Logan:
EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM IS PERFECT

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Logan:
I slept for 12 hours but I might still be tired so let's try sleeping for another 12 just in case

Ben, through phone:
Logan, that's a coma

Logan, who is sleep deprived asf:
Sounds festive

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