School Bus Graveyard-OneShots.

"Incorrect quotes again."

Some crane member:
We have your child

Ashlyn:
I'm only 16
I don't have a child

Some crane member:
Then who's this
Demanding face paint
And just threatened a worker-

Ashlyn:
oh mY GOD
ITS AIDEN‼️

———

Ashlyn:
I remember way too many small details about people so I have to act dumb sometimes so I don't freak them out.

Taylor's eyes watering for no reason

Ashlyn:
'Are you wearing that mascara that you're allergic to but wear anyways cause you think it's cute?'

Taylor:
'.....when did I tell you that?'

Ashlyn:
'.....like...seven months ago.'

———

Taylor:
Hey gg

Logan:
Hey Tay

Aiden:
The fuck is gg

Ashlyn, dead serious:
Gay guy

Ben and Tyler in the background:
???

———

Logan:
You're definitely on my "if I were into dudes" list

Tyler:
.....
But you ARE into dudes

Logan:
Oh right-
*finger guns+winks*

Tyler:
What thE FUCK-

———

Logan, braiding Taylor's hair at a sleepover:
It would be cool to have a harem, you know?

Ashlyn, literally acting like Logan's guard dog:
Oh, yeahhh, that would be crazy...

Taylor, making a Logan fan page online:
Could you even imagine..? Haha..

Tyler, making Logan food 24/7:
Mhm..bizarre

Ben, making copies of his baby photos (not in a weird way):
Sounds suppppper unlikely

Aiden, not apart of it bc he's Aiden:
Yeah, I think it would be really funny!

———

Taylor:
Hey, I'm going to McDonald's! Y'all want anything?

Tyler:
I want dad back

Logan:
Barron's death

Ashlyn:
Normal hearing

Aiden:
A nice childhood

Ben:
My voice

Taylor:
Yeah, I got like $4

———

Random person, talking to Taylor:
Yeah, and I think Logan is just a wimp. Like he's so wea-

Tyler, holding a baseball bat:
I dare you to finish that thought!

Random person, looking at Taylor pleadingly:
You're the nice twin..

Taylor, now holding the chain ball:
Awe that's cute, you think I'm gonna stop him? Bitch, I'm gonna join him.