School Bus Graveyard-OneShots.

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(The story "when giants get sick" will be postponed until i bet the energy to actually write a story. Sorry for the wait. I'll still upload though lol)
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Logan: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Taylor: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Tyler.
Logan, pointing their hot glue gun towards Taylor: You're on thin fucking ice.

Logan: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Ashlyn: Um, make lemonade?
Logan: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!

Taylor: Ashlyn taught me to think before I act.
Taylor: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

Tyler: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.
Taylor: You mean you stabbed them?
Tyler: They ran into my knife.

Ashlyn: Did you take out Ben as I requested?
Taylor: Ben has been taken out, yes.
Ashlyn: You have my grat-
Taylor: It was a great restaurant.
Taylor: We had a romantic candlelit dinner.
Taylor: Ben proposed afterwards- we're filing the wedding papers.

Ashlyn: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It's really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn't hate you so much, I might even be impressed.
Aiden: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Ashlyn!

Aiden: Let me copy your homework.
Taylor: I was gonna copy yours.
Aiden: Well, shit.
Taylor: Guess I'm not doing it.

Ashlyn: Goodnight to the love of my life, Aiden, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Ashlyn: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Logan: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Aiden: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

Tyler: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Logan: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

Ashlyn: Aiden has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Taylor: That can't be true!
Ashlyn: Watch this.
Ashlyn: Hey Aiden, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Aiden: *Throws themself out a window*

Taylor: We have fun, don't we, Tyler?
Tyler: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Ashlyn: Come on, Tyler. Nobody actually believes that Aiden is in love with me.
Tyler, to The Squad: Raise your hand if you think that Aiden is helplessly in love with Ashlyn.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Ashlyn: Aiden, put your hand down.

Aiden: No, I don't want to talk about physics! I don't know anything about the laws of physics because they are hard and boring. I simply would like them to behave in a way that is most convenient to ME and MY LIFE! Is that really asking too much?
Logan: Yes, as a matter of fact, it is!
Aiden: Well, guess what? Science is stupid bullshit!!
Logan: You take that back!!!
Aiden: No. Magic is awesome. Science blows. The end.

Logan: Will Tyler be okay?
Ashlyn: They won't be when I find them.

Taylor: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Ben: A doll.
Tyler: A cinnamon roll.
Aiden: A sweetheart.
Taylor:
Taylor: ...stop it.

Ben: *eating a cinnamon roll*
Aiden: Cannibalism.
Ben: *confused chewing noises*

Aiden: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Logan: Did Ashlyn say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Aiden: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–

Aiden: This was almost a great idea.
Ben: You just described 90% of your ideas.

Ashlyn: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Aiden: I wrote you a poem.
Ashlyn, already crying: You did?

Ashlyn: What do you have?
Aiden: A KNIFE!
Ashlyn: NO!

Ben: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves.
Aiden: Okay, my name is Aiden but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad.
Ben: Okay that's not happening- how about you!
Taylor: I'm Taylor and I like the movie White Chicks!
Ben: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that.
Ashlyn: My name is Ashlyn and I hate this place, it actually sucks here...
Ben: Okay... and you...
Logan: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Logan and my favorite color is... math.

Ashlyn: *Holding up a pack of pencils* These are kinda cute.
Taylor: Ashlyn, that's gay.
Ashlyn: We've been dating for 2 years—

Tyler: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Ashlyn: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Logan, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Tyler: You're a bad influence.
Ashlyn: And you don't know your sayings.

Ben: I am convinced Aiden and Taylor share a brain cell.
Ashlyn: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Logan: We all have our demons.
Logan, grabbing Tyler: This one's mine.

*Ashlyn is crying after a breakup*
Logan: There there, Ashlyn.
Ashlyn, still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Logan: Great question—

Aiden: *venting endlessly to Ben about their week*
Ben, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Ben: I will find us a covered wagon and horses.
Ben: If you two can manage to not kill each other while I'm gone.
Aiden: Oh, please. We're not children.
*Ben leaves*
Aiden, casually: ...Eat shit and die.
Tyler, also casually: Yes, fuck you.

Aiden: Ha! What are you gonna do? Stab me?
*Five minutes later*
Aiden, calling 911: HELP, IVE BEEN STABBED.

Logan: I just want someone to take me out.
Aiden: On a date?
Ben: With a sniper gun?
Tyler: Both if you're not a coward.