A/N: If you can make it through this, I will attempt to draw your OC.
Emily: But she was fire Sera! She showed us how to mew! He saw the vibe, Sera! Checked all the gyatts that you said would mew a sigma deserves a fanum tax. Now we turn our gyatts, no W rizz?
Sera: It's not as viral as pibby. Not everything is skibidi!
Charlie: It's not Freddy Fazbear, Sera!
Vaggie: Digital Pomni, what the dog doin?
Charlie: BRO! Aren't you a rizzler, Sera? Just because someone edged IShowMeet they can't drink the grimace shake! Turn the page, escape Verbalase!
Sera: I'm sure you wish you had W rizz. Because you can't make anyone cringe!
Lute: what are we even mogging about? Some gooner who got ejected already? He blew his gyatt, like the toilets in his mouth! This sigma is doing the griddy!
Adam & Lute: Just go to Ohio! Blud's skibidi, bro! Or did you forget to watch YouTube shorts?
Adam: You shouldn't watch TikTok. Instead, watch Kai Cenat! And watch Andrew Tate, too. Drink the grimace shake, noob!
Emily: Clickbait!
Adam: Rizz!
Emily: What are you slaying? Let me get this gay, you go down there, and edge those poor sigmas?
Charlie: You didn't cringe?
Adam: Whoops!
Lute: Guess the cap's out of the swag!
Adam: That's a big gyatt!
Emily: Sera tell me that you didn't cringe!
Sera: I thought that since I'm a boomer, it was my pizza tower!
Emily: BRO
Sera: You have to fanum, it was sweet home Alabama! I wanted to rizz you, and drink grimace shakes, to mew what was Ohio'd!
Emily: To think that I Ohio'd you, well I don't need your fatherless ass! I'm not a Baby to Gronk! Was talk of brain rot just BanBan? Was I too red-pilled to rizz you and eat up and leave no crumbs?
Charlie: You all are so dumb!
Emily & Charlie: If you watch YouTube Shorts, then TroomTroom must be beta! If rizzlers can have L rizz, and still be gooners! The gyatts are shades of gay, when you don't watch Andrew Tate, and you make the moggers mew, just to edge them again!
Charlie: I was told not to trust in alpha males.
Adam: By her?
Lute: ha! She should goon.
Vaggie: Erm, actually-
Charlie: BRO! Can't you griddy? We've gotten to Ohio. Look at that fanum, they're rainbow friends.
Adam: Don't you act like an iPad kid. Did you ever think you should touch grass?
Vaggie: That's so skibidi!
Adam: What the fuck? Why cringe at the fact, that you're a rizzler just like us!
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A Match Made In Heaven Book 1: Conflict & Connections
Action(Lute x Fem!Reader) DISCLAIMER: I do not own Hazbin Hotel. It is made by Vivziepop (Vivienne Medrano) who did an amazing job creating this series. This is just a Lute x Reader Story. Also, !WARNING! If you haven't watched the whole series, this book...
