A Match Made In Heaven Book 1: Conflict & Connections

Me Meeting Some Hazbin Hotel Characters

A/N: I will not be using my real name, and no, this is not canon to the plot of my story. Although, I might hide some lore here and there for future chapters. It doesn't really take place at a specific time. Anyways, the name I will be using for myself with be Rosabella.

Rosabella's POV:

I can't wait to excite my new readers with the next chapter I'm working on. I really hope Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel won't take 4 years to release, like the first season. I was writing the chapter for Musical Memories Part 2. Suddenly, I was falling in a... portal? "What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!?" I yelled. I landed onto a hard surface. Is this Hell? I snuck around, hiding from what I assumed were demons, that were walking around. Eventually, I found a hotel. Hold up, is this Hell in the Hazbin Hotel universe!? The hotel had a sign that said "Hazbin Hotel". This may be Hell, but if I'm here, I must be in Heaven! The question is, is this the canon Hazbin Hotel universe, or my fanfic's version? It might be the canon, assuming this takes place after the whole Adam-fucking-up-time thing I made in my fanfic. Although, speaking of time, this might also take place in my fanfic's version, before the incident happened. 

I knocked on the door of the hotel, and was greeted by Charlie! "Hello! Welcome to the Happy- err, Hazbin Hotel! Our home of healing." Charlie greeted. "Wait, you're a human! What's a human doing down here in Hell!?" Charlie questioned. "I don't know. This may sound fake, but I'm not from here. This is a..." I stopped myself before explaining the whole thing. I've played Doki Doki Literature Club for the horror aspect. If there's anything I learned from that, I learned that if you tell a fictional character that they're in a fictional world, they'll cause crazy shit to happen. I'm not about to make Charlie pull a Monika. "This is a different universe than where I'm from! Yeah... I'm from a different universe. We've um, heard of this universe before, and we've seen it as a show. I fell into a portal that took me to this universe for some reason, and I don't know how long it will be until I get back." I explained. 

Technically, it's not completely lying, but like I said. I'm not about to make Charlie pull a Monika. "Well, wherever you're from, I can offer you a safe place to stay here until you find a way to get back." Charlie said. I accepted, and she let me in. "This is-" Charlie started. "Oh, I already know them all." I said. Charlie was confused for a second, but let it go. I saw Lute, Y/N, and a fallen Emily. I guess this is my fanfic's universe after all.

Now for the interactions between specific characters:

Alastor: "I would like to warn you in case someone else from my universe comes into this one, you have a lot of simps where I'm from." I said. "What now?" He asked. Oh right, he died in like, 1933. He doesn't know that kind of slang. I explained what simp meant, and he still looked mildly confused. "One notable simp of yours I know is thatanimelover67. I met them online." I said. "Okay..." He said, still confused. "Well, I do look quite good, I suppose." He smugly smiled. "Boi, you don't even brush yo teeth! Teeth be so nasty, and crusty that demons would rather you eat them, than see those teeth!" I roasted. "I will destroy you if you say another word-" Alastor threatened. Yeah, he tries that, and I'll kill him off in my fanfic. I flipped him off, and my facial expression seemed unaffected. 

Angel Dust: "Yeah, I'm from another universe. Even from a different universe, I still wish Valentino would die." I said. "Fuck him!" Angel Dust scoffed. "Fuck-Valentino-but-not-in-a-sexy-way.complainer.com.org.gov" I replied. "What?" Angel Dust questioned. I merely chuckled to myself. It was a Helluva Boss reference.

Valentino: My only words.. "DIE BITCH". My only actions.. Punching, bitchslapping, and dropkicking. My only feedback.. Hell yeah!

Mimzy: "One time I stole Fifty Grand from a loan shark.." Mimzy told me. Wait... FIFTY GRAND? Now where have I heard that before? From outer space? No, but it certainly was from a Beatboxer From Outer Space.

Sera: "GURL EMILY WAS YOUR SAME RANK! WHY DID YOU KEEP ALL THOSE SECRETS FROM HER!" I yelled.

Emily: Poor cinnamon roll. She shouldn't have been banished from Heaven.

Vox: "It's the crusty IPad kid!" I gestured towards Vox.

Adam: "Mah body is a temple." Adam said. "Yeah, the size of one." I quipped. I saw Adam's silhouette at the beginning of the Overture episode. Bro gained some weight.

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