Shard, Peacemaker, and Darkstalker:
Shard *walks up to Peace and pats his head*: You're my son now. We're getting popsicles together.
Peacemaker: Er...I'm technically already taken(talking about Hope/Foeslayer). You do know I still kind of have a mother, right?
Shard: I'll just adopt you.
Peacemaker: You can't adopt someone who already is within a family.
Shard: I'll fight your mother in a duel.
Peacemaker: I'm not sure how in-shape she is in her fighting skills but if she is then she might beat you up.
Shard: Trust me, when there's a task, an Icewing like me will accomplish it.
Darkstalker: I'll be the brother figure.
Peacemaker: Darks, no-
Shard: Fine...wait, aren't you supposed to be dead?
Peacemaker: I have no idea what you're talking about. He's just an unusually big Nightwing.
Darkstalker: I'm two thousand years old.
Peacemaker *forced straight face*: He also likes making up fantasies.
His thoughts: HOW DOES HE SEE DARKS?!
Being roommates with Peace:
(Based on an audio but I forgot where it came from)
Dusky: You removed my WHAT NOW?!
Peacemaker: I removed your left kidney while you were asleep last night.
Dusky starts crying out of fear and confusion about how Peace would pull that off.
Peacemaker: No, no, no, you are getting your wet tears on the clean stone floor. How rude especially considering this is my sleeping cave too. You also said you had Kidney stones so I decided to ensure that it wouldn't kill you anymore.
Dusky: That's because I'm dehydrated not that I need my Kidney removed!
Peacemaker: I also sold it to the black market down at the Scorpion Den, I got a lot of cash which I can get more weapons to buy. Thanks a million, Dusk.
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Strawberries and Darkness
RandomNote: It is recommended to read Peace and Its Shadow before coming here as some spoilers might be present. This isn't really a Wattpad story but it's just a collection of random things such as thoughts, artwork, etc specifically relating to Peace a...
