Random Thing I Thought of During the Night

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Swear Warning!

Darkstalker: Hey, Peace, you know what I realized?

Peacemaker: What?

Darkstalker: You have a weird tendency to have girls at least a little bit attracted to you quite often.

Peacemaker: I wouldn't say often.

Darkstalker *sighs*: Do I have to count them down? Look, there's Clearblade, Berrybush, Mink, and Bumblebee.

Peacemaker: That's four.

Darkstalker *mumbles*: Yeah, four dead bodies...

Peacemaker: Four is not even high of a number? Do you know how many dragons I've managed to interact with?

Darkstalker: You could eliminate half of them already because they consist of your mother, Graduating winglets, Dragonets of Destiny, and on. Besides, what's a high number for you?

Peacemaker: Whatever number Cliff has.

Darkstalker: Yeah, one is a high number, I can agree with it.

Peacemaker: Technically you can count the female Skywing from Possibility.

Darkstalker: We are not counting her. Either way, you still have more by like two or four times.

Peacemaker: Okay...fine, your point?

Darkstalker: Hear the names I just listed. Clearblade, Berrybush, Mink, and Bumblebee. You know what's interesting?

Peacemaker: What?

Darkstalker: Half of them are dead and we just reached phase two.

Peacemaker: Y-Yeah...that is concerning.

Darkstalker: You have a strange curse where dragons that have some sort of emotional bond with you either disappear, get hurt, leave, die, or whatever else happens.

Peacemaker: That's why I have my bag filled with useful items.

Darkstalker: With your luck, they're going to be hunted down while you're a whole continent away like Berrybush. The fact that we just reached phase two, technically not even yet as we're transitioning to it means they are fucked! And I guarantee you, someone is going to pull any weapon out and just ruin your mental health deeper than the tomb Clearsight placed me in.


Don't take this as a hint or anything, just thought this would be something he'd say if he had access to PAIS.

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