Titan Academy: An Adventure but it's Canon TA Episodes

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Skipped 805.5 because yes:)

[Cruise Ship horn]

JianHao: [Excited] Guys! It's our first ever school trip!

[Students cheers]

JianHao: Everyone got your passports?

Vincent: We got it right here!

Zachary: [Interrupts] Yo, is this my ship!?

JianHao: I mean it's our ship, it's our ship.

Madam Soot Beng: [Enters the scene and interrupts] Alright everyone, get organized. Everyone in rows of twos; partner up, partner up.

[Students organized and JianHao goes infront along with Denise]

Vincent: Wait, what are you doing!?

Madam Soot Beng: Keep going.

Vincent: She's my girlfriend! But no- hey! Denise!

Ren Yi Xiang (To Himself): Do you know why the ocean is wet? I don't know.

[Montage of students at cruise]

Kaho: Oh, hey. What's your name?

Maria: I'm Maria. Love your tie, by the way. Is it custom made?

Kaho: Nope, there are hall monitors in this school that get ties that are different from others. I'm one of them.

Denise: This place is amazing! It has waterslides, a beach club, zip lines and even a whole theatre! It is 335 meters in length, 40 meters in width, 18 decks high, and it has the capacity to hold 3,352 passengers across the 1,674 staterooms.

Vincent: Wow Denise, you did your research, huh?

Ren Yi Xiang: Yeah, that's a lot of information, but can you tell me the difference between a Ship and a Cruise?

JianHao: Look the only cruise I know... is Tom Cruise.

Ren Yi Xiang: The only cruise I know... is Terry Crews.

Kevin: The only Terry I know is Tom and Terry!

JianHao: [Confused] What? I'm sure- I'm sure we know a Terry. You mean the cartoon Tom and Jerry!?

Kevin: No no no! Tom and Terry!

Ayaka: The only Tom I know is Tom Felton. If you don't include Takeshi, I also have a crush on this guy.

JianHao: You know, you watch really weird stuff sometimes, Kevin.

Vincent: Guys guys guys, you're all missing the point, we're actually on a school trip! The one day we didn't have to pay for, the one that the Organization organized for us, how is this even possible!?

Ayaka: Let's change the subject. The worst thing just happened...

JianHao: What is it?

Vincent: Miss Megumi recently got married, and Mr. Alan is her father-in-law now. Crazy, right?

Ayaka: Also mine.

JianHao: This is all getting very strange. Mrs. Guizhong is now Takeshi's cousin-in-law!

Vincent: DAMN.

Madam Soot Beng: [Enters the scene] Alright alright everyone, gather around. I expect all of you to be on your best behavior during this school trip. Now form a line, now I want everyone to bear in mind that we are in the eyes of the public at all times. We are now Titan Academy's representatives. So I hope everyone cooperates, because it wasn't easy getting permission from your parents to allow all of you on this trip! Now, who will assist me in guiding the students the entire time...?

Takeshi: I will, Madam Soot Beng. I've been on here before.

Ren Yi Xiang: [Worried and terrified] Oh my gosh, it's really moving. Guys, is it safe!? I don't feel good, man, I don't feel good! [Breathes]

Ayaka: Come on, this isn't the Titanic! Just chill.

Ren Yi Xiang: [Worried and terrified] The lifeboats! When was the last time they tested them!? And if there aren't enough, then who goes first!? The women!? The children!? Pets!? Cats!? Dogs!? Oh, are pets allowed!? I don't understand, guys, hey!

[Students looked at him awkwardly]