Titan Academy: An Adventure but it's Canon TA Episodes

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Aunty Tita: Soot Beng, Are you going to clean this up?

Madam Soot Beng: [Annoyed] Don't talk to me. I have thirty more papers to mark and class starts in thirty minutes.

Aunty Tita: Do you have to confiscate everything?

Madam Soot Beng: Well, there will be no eating in my class.

Miss Megumi: I might have eaten one of those... I'm screwed.

[Aunty Tita picks up a fish tank with very dirty water inside]

Aunty Tita: How about this?

Madam Soot Beng: Yeah... I told Debbie I was going to take care of that.

Aunty Tita: But it's dead.

Madam Soot Beng: You don't know that.

Aunty Tita: I'm pretty sure this mean it's dead.

Madam Soot Beng: We'll then, just throw it away.

Aunty Tita: That's not part of my job scope!

Madam Soot Beng: That is exactly part of your job scope. The teacher teaches and the cleaner cleans, so clean it up.

Aunty Tita: [Angry] If nobody appreciates me, then you clean it up yourself! I quit!

[Madam Soot Beng stands up from her seat]

Madam Soot Beng: Well, cleaning isn't hard anyway.

Scene: The Interview. (Aunty Tita: Quite fed up with the teachers).

Aunty Tita: She thinks it's very easy!? Heh! Let's watch her do it herself.

Mr. James: So, Sootie. I heard we are working together.

Madam Soot Beng: Stop calling me that - you are no longer my husband.

Mr. James: Well, since we're working together, I just thought to let you know that we'll be conducting our yearly cleanliness inspection. But I'm sure that's no cause for concern, right?

Madam Soot Beng: Wait... when's this happening again?

Mr. James: Before tomorrow morning's assembly.

Madam Soot Beng: Ah, of course. No cause for concern at all.

Mr. James: Good. [Left the scene]

Madam Soot Beng: [Stood up] Guys- guys- guys- guys- guys! The Organization is planning to have an inspection!

Mr. Muthu Raja: Oh, that's okay. I mean, we can get the students to cut their hair, and then... check some uniforms!

Madam Soot Beng: No... no- no- no- no! The Organization is planning to do a cleanliness inspection in the staff room.

Mr. Mabuhay: Ah! No worries, when is it? Like next month? Or next week?

Miss Megumi: Tomorrow. I was watching the whole thing.

[Everyone relieved, and later shocked]

Madam Soot Beng: Yeah.

[Everyone starts panicking]

Miss Sherly: Is this yours?!

[Miss Sofia gave Mr. Mabuhay a math worksheet]

Mr. Mabuhay: I don't even teach mathematics!

Miss Sofia: Why did I give out so much homework?!

Miss Hannah: What's going on, Sherly? Isn't it just an inspection?

Miss Sherly: You haven't met The Organization.

Miss Hannah: But, how bad can it be?

Miss Sherly: You're about to find out. Now, faster- faster! Go back to your table! Clean up- clean up! I don't want to get into trouble. Where's the bin?! Where's- where's the bin?!

Scene: The Interview. (Miss Sherly: Thinks it's a waste of time).

Miss Sherly: It's always happening at the most random time of the year. Like last year, we had it on Teacher's Day. And the year before, Valentine's Day. And this year, Friday.

Miss Siti: [Enters the scene] Alright teachers, calm down- calm down. There's no need to panic. We have ample time to get everything in order... [Everyone doesn't listen, and still panic] Alright, if anyone needs me, I'll be in my office... doing some work. [Left the scene]