420 (Act I)

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I'm just gonna do random episodes cuz why not.

Kevin: I keep telling everybody they should move on... some do, but not us! may look like people with nice suits and ties, but they're all MONSTERS with nice suits and ties! Telling everybody what's BEST for the school, but they're all LIES! [slams table] They are greedy, corporate capitalists who just wants to use Titan Academy for their own PROFIT... without thinking about the students. The Organisation did EXACTLY what they said they were going to do. [shows various flashbacks] Ever since half of us failed the exam, they expelled the students, reshuffled the classes, NOTHING... has been the same. We lost friends, we lost family, we lost part of ourselves.

Takeshi: Ever since they came, this school has turned into some sort of communist dictatorship. They make North Korea seem like a paradise. They're also the reason for the illegal brainwashing of some students. 私は彼らを残らず破壊する! (I will destroy every last bit of them!)

Vincent: Yeah, yeah. Kevin, we know! That's why we are all here! And Takeshi... you seem determined, but you sound like a typical superhero anime protagonist.

Kevin: So here's the plan... I spent the whole night building an exact replica, proportional to the dimensions of The Organisation's office, and this is how we are going to get it in.

[All the others peer closely at the replica model, just as and enters the classroom.]

JianHao: Sorry, I'm late guys!

Vincent: [smiles back] Heyyyy....

JianHao: Okay... now let's get started!

[JianHao shoves away the replica, and puts his own blueprint. Everyone looks at him surprisingly.]

Kevin: Why'd you do that?

JianHao: I mean, I see it in movies all the time, I... I thought it would be kinda cool right? I mean, did you see the airtime?

Vincent: I gotta admit it was kinda cool... yeah, it was kinda cool, I liked that, huh.

Kevin: So... what's this?

JianHao: [gestures to the blueprint] This, is the plan! So, let me take you guys through it. First, we have some eggs, we get some eggs and then-

[Kevin looks at him confusingly as JianHao ponders.]

JianHao: Hm. Milk. Some-we get some milk and-

Vincent: [interrupts] Toilet paper?

Sunny: [excitedly] Wait, are we going shopping?

JianHao: [shakes head in disbelief] Guys, I- [sighs] I think I brought the wrong paper.

Diana: Is this your butler's grocery list? Why is there a map?

JianHao: Ah yeah, he has a hard time finding his way out of supermarkets.

Kevin: [stands up to JianHao] Look, you ruined my replica and we DON'T have A PLAN!

JianHao: Chill man, chill man, I remember it. I remember the plan. We are going to stay in school until 6pm, because that is the exact timing in which Mrs. Regna  leaves the school. Then, we make our way to the top of the building and open the school safe. Take the blue folder which Miss Sherly conveniently told us about, and we're going to change everyone's grades to a 'pass' and return the students to their original classes, and they'll have no choice but to follow the results on that paper. And it's easy as that! Hah-hah!

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