Snk Various x Reader | Lemon

Judgy Much

|A|N| My mom is so judgy and won't let me judge her. It's annoying. We've been out shopping for her for 6hours now. She doesn't give a shit about how bad my tailbone and back feels at all. She just sticks her head in the sand and pretends that everything above is okay. When I told her that she got mad and said she wouldn't buy me shorts and that I was grounded. I said that it's unfair that I'm not aloud to speak freely. If she doesn't like what I say then she punishes me. This sucks. But the good news is that everyone at the mall loved my black butler tights.

|Story Starts|

"Is there anything I can do to help?"

"I don't know!?"

He yelled; cried.

"I'm gonna call my friend."

"How's that gonna help!?"

"She's a doctor."

You picked up your phone and dialed the number under emergency. I'm not wasting time on typing in my long ass password. You held the phone up to your ear and listened to it ring. Just about when you thought there was no chance of her answering, she picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

"F/N it's Y/N."

F/N was your old friend from up the street. She was way older than you and used to be your babysitter. She was a close friend of the family. She knew about your time jumping and swore secrecy.

"I know, I have caller ID dumbass. Long time no talk what up-"

"I have a friend here who needs help. Can you come?"

"What kind of condition are they in?"

"He's really uncomfortable... like in the lower region- just come. I'll pick you up. Where are you?"

"My office."

"Okay, I'll be there in literally a second."

"Alright, see you then."

"Bye."

"Bye."

You hung up and threw your phone beside Armin, on the couch.

"Stay here. I'm getting my friend."

Armin nodded, still bawling. You bent over and drew a quick portal, then jumping through, ending up in your friends office. She turned around and jumped.

"Jeez, you scared the shit out of me."

She exclaimed.

"Yeah, yeah just come."

You drew another portal and grabbed her hand, then pulling yourself and her through it. Once you reached the end of the portal you walked into your house and sat down beside Armin. Your friend kneeled down in front of him.

"So, what's wrong?"

She asked him. He didn't respond and just kept crying uncontrollably. She looked up at you and you waved, gesturing that both of you should go in the kitchen. You and her got up and walked there.

"I don't get what's going on, you were very vague on the phone."

She said.

"To sum it up, his crotch is on fire with horniness."

"Seriously? Just tell him to jack off."

"No but it's not a normal hormonal thing. Apparently he feels like this all the time, multiple times a day. He said todays the worst of all of them. You can't even touch him. He says it makes everything feel worse."